Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana— Harry Styles
Emotional Banana quotations
I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners, crass landscape!! What a horror it is for a whole nation to be developing without the sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge.
It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.
I love to create this green juice shake made from kale, spinach, cucumber and wheatgrass. The nutrients in the juice help me recover after a tough workout. The Kale Banana Smoothie at LYFE Kitchen is very similar to my recipe and is fantastic.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.
I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches.
Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.
You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic policy, then Australia is basically done for. We will end up being a third rate economy... a banana republic.
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.
I just feel like I aint never did nothing foul in the game.
My ghetto report card has always been straight A's across the board. So I said let me go ahead and name this "My Ghetto Report Card," and I'm touching down on all 4 angles of the game you smell me? I'm touching it from all basis. The album aint banana's, it's coconuts.
My wife can’t cook, but she sure can cream my banana!
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you.
I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
Dramatic and emotional trading experiences tend to be negative.
Pride is a great banana peel, as are hope, fear, and greed. My biggest slip-ups occurred shortly after I got emotionally involved with positions.
I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will produce fruit. I like fruit. I like cherries, I like bananas.
There are plenty of publicly-funded organizations and nonprofits that are trying to develop GMO crops that could help feed people in developing nations by producing disease-resistant or drought-resistant strains of staple crops like cassava or bananas.
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant.
I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender I've got, with lots of powdered vitamins in them. This tour I'm going to get some Afghani hangings and put them in my room, so that my hotel rooms look like mosques.
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you.
You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.