Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
— Groucho Marx

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Chi Chi Rodriguez banana quote

My wife can’t cook, but she sure can cream my banana!
— Soupy Sales

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
— Clifton Fadiman

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
— banana quotation by Claude Pepper