quote by Chogyam Trungpa

In the garden of gentle sanity, May you be bombarded by coconuts of wakefulness.

— Chogyam Trungpa

Off-limits Coconut quotations

For I am coconut / and the heart of me / is sweeter / than you know.


Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

I drink a lot of coconut water. It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body.

In the first weeks I had occasionally worn clothes in the morning before the sun began its ascent, but very soon I abandoned this habit, and the only bit of material I ever wore was the strip of sari cloth around my hips, which was so useful for making into a bag to collect coconuts on walks.

The cyclone ends. The sun returns; the lofty coconut trees lift up their plumes again; man does likewise. The great anguish is over; joy has returned; the sea smiles like a child.


The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.

The only time I feel at ease is swinging up and down in a coconut tree.

I'm just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts.

Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals;

veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water; fruit mold, rice, turnips; camphorated sausage, dough, cheese (white), cotton salad, and certain fish (skinless).


I was sometimes called 'coconut' when I was at school.

For people may not know what they think about politics in the Balkans, or the vexed question of men and women, but everyone has a definite opinion about the flavour of shredded coconut.

Coconut oil has been described as the “World's Healthiest Dietary Oil”.

There is a mountain of historical evidence and medical research to verify this fact

I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken.

I think that the heart is a lot like those wonderful fruit, like coconut and mangoes, you know, you have to break the skin, you have to break it open to get to the good part.


Coconut oil contains the most concentrated natural source of medium-chain fatty acids (MCFA) available. Substituting coconut oil for other vegetable oils in your diet will help promote weight loss.

I drink coconut water before my workouts.

It has just the right amount of calories and electrolytes to get me going. My body has actually started craving it.

I think I was a mermaid and I used to swim the shores or Hawaii and used to pop up and see coconuts and pineapples everywhere.

Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake.

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.


I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.

Coconut oil has always been my favorite.

Any dry spots I have I'll put coconut oil on them because it's a natural ingredient and it works better than anything.

I just feel like I aint never did nothing foul in the game.

My ghetto report card has always been straight A's across the board. So I said let me go ahead and name this "My Ghetto Report Card," and I'm touching down on all 4 angles of the game you smell me? I'm touching it from all basis. The album aint banana's, it's coconuts.

Well in two months, it'd be sunbathing time.

That made me smile. I enjoyed lying in the sun in a little bikini, timing myself carefully so I didn't burn. I loved the smell of coconut oil. And I don't want to hear any lectures about how bad tanning is for you. That's my vice. Everybody gets one.

I happen to love coconut, particularly for that sweet and crunchy texture it adds to any dish.


Skeletons of mice are often to be found in coconuts, for it is easier to get in, slim and greedy, than to get out, appeased but fat.

Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.

The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts.

I will not go a day without coconut oil.

I personally take four tablespoons per day, either on my salads, in my cooking or in my cups of green tea.

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.


A plant-based diet has actually simplified my life in so many ways.

For breakfast, I try to get my first serving of fruits and nuts for fuel. I'm completely addicted to coconut water for the electrolytes and hydration.

Coconut oil is the healthiest oil on earth.

I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.

My fridge is really just vegan: coconut water, Gatorade (my favorite!), cucumbers, mint, kale, vegetables, ginger, and wheat grass.