91 Dessert Quotes
Following is our list of dessert quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about dessert first.
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Famous Dessert Quotes
desserts are the most crucial part of any meal. — Linda Sunshine
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table. — William Powell
The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. — Michele Gorman
My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts. — Sofia Vergara
Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two. — Alain Ducasse
Life is short. Eat dessert first. — Jacques Torres
Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere. — Ina Garten
Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal. — Robert Irvine
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! — Bill Watterson
Short Dessert Quotes
- Victory is very, very sweet. It tastes better than any dessert you've ever had. — Serena Williams
- Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. — Erma Bombeck
- By some people the meal itself is a long delay between the appetizer and the dessert. — Gertrude Berg
- There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts. — Gail Simmons
- Cooking and baking is both physical and mental therapy. — Mary Berry
- Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice. — Mary Berry
- Fill your horns right to the bottom so you can enjoy the last mouthful. — Mary Berry
- It’s so comforting to have a small piece of cake. Just one slice. — Mary Berry
- I think baking is very rewarding, and if you follow a good recipe, you will get success. — Mary Berry
- The Honey is sweet, but the Bee has a Sting. — Benjamin Franklin
Sweet Dessert Quotes
The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! — Terry Moore
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. — Lora Brody
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. — Don Kardong
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. — David Mamet
Don't cry over spilt milk. — Aesop
Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it. — Sarah Rafferty
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne
I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees. — Morris Chestnut
Dessert First Quotes
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. — Bobby Heenan
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. — Barbara Johnson
I have no burning ambitions, and I can honestly say the thing I love most is ‘Bake Off.’ That will always come first. — Mary Berry
Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first! — Helen Keller
I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first. — Ryan Kwanten
She breathed deeply of the scent of decaying fiction, disintegrating history, and forgotten verse, and she observed for the first time that a room full of books smelled like dessert: a sweet snack made of figs, vanilla, glue, and cleverness. — Joe Hill
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. — Eugene Field
Life is short, have dessert first. — Wendy Mass
Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. — Joss Whedon
I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was 'Life is short; eat dessert first.' How can I argue with that? — Wendy Mass
Sweets And Desserts Quotes
My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert. — Deborra-Lee Furness
There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar. It's definitely not something I can eat often, but if I've done well at a race, sometimes that's my celebration treat! — Lindsey Vonn
I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while. — John Gould
A good bachelor drinks his dessert (and sometimes the rest of his meals). A sweet tooth is a danger signal that you're getting too much exercise and not enough cocktails. — P. J. O'Rourke
Eating a lot is an occupational hazard but it's a pretty great problem to have. I spend a lot of time eating sweets on TV - cake, cupcakes, donuts, and pudding. It's a dream job, but at the same time there will be days where I wake up knowing I will eat 15 desserts! — Gail Simmons
Sweet Genius'' viewers will be on the edge of their seats as we continue to push the limits with inspirations and ingredients, while showcasing the talents of some of the best pastry chefs around. As a result, the desserts that the chefs create are truly outrageous. — Ron Ben-Israel
People Writing About Dessert
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Linda Sunshine |
33 | 377 |
 William Powell |
30 | 262 |
 Sofia Vergara |
63 | 534 |
 Alain Ducasse |
18 | 267 |
 Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin |
89 | 1184 |
 Ina Garten |
30 | 409 |
More Dessert Quotes
Baking may be regarded as a science, but it's the chemistry between the ingredients and the cook that gives desserts life. Baking is done out of love, to share with family and friends, to see them smile. — Anna Olson
A part of the problem is that overconsumption of sugar seems to alter our taste buds. As they become used to it, our bodies crave more and more. One illuminating 2016 study compared two groups of people who, initially, were consuming the same amount of sugar. One group was put on a low-sugar diet whilst the other group continued on their existing one. The group consuming a low-sugar diet rated the same dessert as sweeter than the group who had not reduced their sugar intake. As every month passed, they rated it as more and more sweet. This is further evidence that reducing your intake of sugar changes your sense of taste. — Rangan Chatterjee
I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot. — Olivia Palermo
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. — Erma Bombeck
Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse. — Karl Kraus
Clemenza's overriding responsibility is to his family. He takes a moment out of his routine madness to remember that he had promised his wife that he would bring dessert home. His instruction to his partner in crime is an entire moral manifesto in six little words: 'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. — Sarah Vowell
I wanted to write about all my dogs that I know and love and are named after these desserts, and the experiences I've had with rescue and coming across these beautiful souls. — Joe Gatto
Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It’s barely lemons! It’s mostly water and sugar! Life didn’t give us that. — Ryan Higa
Preformed taco shells look so simple today, but back then I had to figure out a way to make them. — Glen Bell
Lots of people have written to say ‘Bake Off’ has inspired them to bake with their children. I feel proud about that; it’s exactly what I used to do with mine. — Mary Berry
As for rosemary, I let it run all over my garden walls, not only because my bees love it but because it is the herb sacred to remembrance and to friendship, whence a sprig of it hath a dumb language. — Thomas More
I love a good madeira cake. Nice and simple. The most important thing is that a cake is moist. Most people overcook cakes, which dries them out. — Mary Berry
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. — Graham Kerr
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. — Emily Luchetti
I remember when I couldn't afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and you had the gift of a lifetime. — Sayings
What a privilege and honour it has been to be part of seven years of magic in a tent – ‘The Great British Bake Off.’ — Mary Berry
There are two kinds of people in the world, observers and non-observers. — John Steinbeck
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert. — B. C. Forbes
Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. — Jane Austen
I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess about anything. I could have three or four "cheat days" in a week and then not have dessert for another three months. — Kelly Ripa
Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert. — Tony Hawk
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