quote by Lewis Grizzard

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

— Lewis Grizzard

Attractive Coca Cola quotations

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide.

I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

We do not want to be reminded that it is we, the indigenous people, who are poor and exploited in the land of our birth. These are concepts which the Black Consciousness approach wishes to eradicate from the black man's mind before our society is driven to chaos by irresponsible people from Coca-cola and hamburger cultural backgrounds.

Wherever you go, there are three icons that everyone knows: Jesus Christ, Pele and Coca-Cola.

By the way, I hope you all know about the worldwide boycott of Coca Cola company for things like murdering union organizers in Colombia. See the site killercoke.org.

Today, 112 years later, 94% of the people in the world recognize the Coca-Cola logo and product. In 112 years, we can reach the world for profit's sake, but we cannot do it for the glory of God in 2,000 years.

Bodies aren't the same as Coca-Cola cans.

Unlike water or wine or even Coca-Cola, sweet tea means something.

It is a tell, a tradition. Sweet tea isn't a drink, really. It's culture in a glass.

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.

I don't need to know how they make Coca-Cola.

I think it tastes just fine not knowing what the ingredients are. I think there are some things that should be kept secret.

The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns.

Exxon, Coca-Cola, BHP Billiton and News Corporation have much more say in organising the global agenda than the planet's 5 billion mature-age voters without a ballot box.

Don't forget, a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.

I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola.

I'd rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk.

So many people drink Coca-Cola and all these soft drinks with sugar. Some of these drinks have 8 or 9 teaspoons of sugar in them What's the good of living if you can't have the things that give a little enjoyment?

Coca-Cola is the only business in the world where no matter which country or town or village you are in, if someone asks what do you do, and you say you work for Coca-Cola, you never have to answer the question, What is that?

In general, the churches, visited by me often on weekdays.

.. bore for me the same relation to God that billboards did to Coca-Cola; they promoted thirst without quenching it.

Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

Taoist chanting, Confucian chanting, Christian chanting, Buddhist chanting don't matter. Chanting Coca Cola, Coca Cola, Coca Cola … can be just as good if you keep a clear mind. But if you don't keep a clear mind, and are only following your thinking as you mouth the words, even the Buddha cannot help you.

...Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce.

Without a Coca-Cola life is unthinkable.

I figure a lot of folks are probably looking to find out if Moses Malone is into that stuff, but the closest I come to drugs is drinking a Coca-Cola. I don't want that cocaine; it's not for me.

down the sidewalk where laborers feed their dirty glistening torsos sandwiches and Coca-Cola, with yellow helmets on. They protect them from falling bricks, I guess.

Making a television show is not like making Coca-Cola or Bacardi rum.

The human element in our business prevents us from finding a successful formula every time.

More than the Big Mac, Coca Cola, or Levi's 501 jeans, the dollar is surely the United States' signature export.

Life is like pouring water into a Coca- Cola bottle; if you're the least bit scared you can't do it

Despite the obvious damage now visible in the entropic desolation of every American home town, Wal-Mart managed to install itself in the pantheon of American Dream icons, along with apple pie, motherhood, and Coca Cola.

I'd say 3/4 of advertising works on pure Pavlov.

Think how association, pure association, works. Take Coca-Cola company (we're the biggest share-holder). They want to be associated with every wonderful image: heroics in the Olympics, wonderful music, you name it. They don't want to be associated with presidents' funerals and so-forth.

Some critics will say Coca-Cola made a marketing mistake.

Some cynics will say that we planned the whole thing. The truth is we are not that dumb, and we are not that smart.

The entire principle of a blind taste test was ridiculous.

They shouldn't have cared so much that they were losing blind taste tests with old Coke, and we shouldn't at all be surprised that Pepsi's dominance in blind taste tests never translated to much in the real world. Why not? Because in the real world, no one ever drinks Coca-Cola blind.

The country of the tourist pamphlet always is another country, an embarrassing abstraction of the desirable that, thank God, does not exist on this planet, where there are always ants and bad smells and empty Coca-Cola bottles to keep the grubby finger-print of reality upon the beautiful.

The modern version of Buridan's ass [a figurative description of a man of indecision] has a Ph.D., but no time to grow up as he is undecided between making a Leonardo da Vinci in the test tube or planting a Coca Cola sign on Mars.

If only Coca-Cola had had the kind of message to accompany its addictive deliciousness that Fox News has, we'd all be speaking Cokelish today.

The whole world is being 'deculturalized' into a uniform 'Coca-Cola society,' wanting and needing an American way of life.

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