I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
— John Daly
Captivate Caffeine quotations
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing.
Isolated, neurotic, caffeine-addled, crippled by procrastination, consumed by feelings of panic, self-loathing, and soul-crushing inadequacy. And that’s on a good day.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
But on the highest mount in Wales Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
Caffeine. The gateway drug.
A lot of people don't know the brain is 85% water, so anything that dehydrates you like caffeine or alcohol is bad for the brain.
He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something.
I used to drink tons of caffeine. Now I make smoothies with frozen berries and Green Vibrance health powder.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world
If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.
Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
Another advantage of avoiding sodas is that you will avoid the caffeine that is in many of them. Caffeine is a weak diuretic that causes calcium loss via the kidneys.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie, propping up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine so that it became an anxiety.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain.
Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the same thing and they just changed the name.
I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to my life.
I take them 8 to 80, dumb, crippled, and crazy.
Crisp and clean with no caffeine, and a pair of spandex or either tight jeans.
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.
In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
I ordered a soda - caffeine-free, low sodium, no artificial flavors.
They brought me a glass of water.
Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body.
I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine.
I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!
Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.