quote by Mark Twain

Names are not always what they seem.

— Mark Twain

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Ford prefect quote Strive for progress not prefection

Strive for progress not prefection

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One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

Goosnargh," said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn't know what it should be.

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod.

'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented.

I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me.

When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself and then accidently change down from fourth to first instead of third thus making your engine leap out of your hood in a rather ugly mess, it tends to throw you off stride in much the same way that this remark threw Ford Prefect off his.

So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.

" "Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried. "What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round. "No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.

Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button? Ford Prefect: I wouldn't- Arthur Dent: Oh. Ford Prefect: What happened? Arthur Dent: A sign lit up, saying 'Please do not press this button again.

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