The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides us from ourselves.
— Charles Caleb Colton

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats grape Nuts on principle.
G. K. Chesterton grape quote

When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.
— Samuel Butler

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!
— Joel McHale

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'
— grape quotation by Demetri Martin