57 Hot Tub Quotes

Following is our list of hot tub quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about hot water.

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Famous Hot Tub Quotes

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. — Jane Smiley

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. — Sylvia Plath

Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me. — Blake Shelton

people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. — Charles Bukowski

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

To unwind, I like to have a relaxing bath. — Hannah Bronfman

I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now. — Brian Austin Green

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

When I get into a sauna, it's hot ... We run it at about 198 degrees Fahrenheit. My typical routine is 15 minutes, and then a cold plunge, and then 20-25 minutes. — Peter Attia

And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel. — Chris LeDoux

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. — Jim Davis

Cold showers, ice baths, and saunas are ways of releasing specialized proteins from the liver called HEAT SHOCK and COLD SHOCK proteins. — Gary Brecka

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. — Ethel Waters

I have a bronze statue of myself, naked. I have these really big curls and water comes out of every curl. It's hot. — Macy Gray

Hot Bath Quotes

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression. — Dodie Smith

You have to learn to love the small things in life, like a hot bath. You have to love the small things, when you have nothing else — Joe Abercrombie

Go for long walks, indulge in hot baths, Question your assumptions, be kind to yourself, live for the moment, loosen up, scream, curse the world, count your blessings, Just let go, Just be. — Carol Shields

Hot tub quote Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.

I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums. — Christina Aguilera

Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice or two of hot toast, a pot of steaming Darjeeling tea, and you may tell the butler to dispense with the caviar, truffles and nightingales' tongues. — Craig Claiborne

Poetry is not the most important thing in life... I'd much rather lie in a hot bath reading Agatha Christie and sucking sweets. — Dylan Thomas

Hot tub quote A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

Happy, not from anything that happens. Warm, not from fire or a hot bath. Light, I register zero on a scale. — Rumi

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna. — Coolio

Good-by, Good-by, world. Good-by, Grover's Corners... Mama and Papa. Good-by to clocks ticking... and Mama's sunflowers. And food and coffee. And new-ironed dresses and hot baths...and sleeping and waking up. Oh, earth, you're too wonderful for anybody to realize you. — Thornton Wilder

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

Hot Water Quotes

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are like tea bags.They do not know how strong they are until they get into hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Remember the steam kettle; though up to its neck in hot water it continues to sing. — Brownie Wise

A snake came to my water trough On a hot, hot day, and I in pajamas for the heat, To drink there. — D. H. Lawrence

People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs. — Rita Mae Brown

Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose. — Unknown

There is one living organism, called a tardigrade, that has survived the five great mass extinctions on Earth, and it can survive in vacuums in space and boiling hot water and freezing subzero temperatures. — Alycia Debnam Carey

Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose. — Earl Weaver

Christians are like teabags, you don't really know what they're like until you put them in hot water. — Chip Ingram

Affairs go on, and all will take some shape or other, but it keeps one in hot water all the time. — Queen Victoria

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Read quotes by Minnie Pearl

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Brian Austin Green
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More Hot Tub Quotes

If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot tub and get some Epsom salts and try to get your body goin' again. There's no social life, no anything. — Neve Campbell

You know, for an actor to come into the midst of that, it's - It can either be difficult and somewhat unnerving, or it can be very embracing and like, kind of stepping into a nice hot tub. — Keith Carradine

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions. — Mitch Hedberg

Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts. — Eknath Easwaran

You ever spent eight hours acting in water? It's a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man. — Adam Pally

I've been an ambassador of goodwill all over the world, spreading this message, did we do heal the world, treaty of all nations, circling this huge globe? What I don't understand is just singing about sex and "I want to get in a hot tub with you baby and rub you all over" and, but I get battered in the press as the weirdo. — Michael Jackson

If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and settle in for a long soak. Teenagers who haven't talked to you since their tenth birthday will bang on the door, demanding your immediate attention. — Teresa Bloomingdale

I want you to take a red-hot bath as hot as you can bear it, and just relax your nerves. You can read in the tub if you wish. — F. Scott Fitzgerald

I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor of this hotel for-women-only, high up over the jazz and push of New York, for near unto an hour, and I felt myself growing pure again. I don't believe in baptism or the waters of Jordan or anything like that, but I guess I feel about a hot bath the way those religious people feel about holy water. — Sylvia Plath

Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time. — Ann Coulter

I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub. — Bonnie McFarlane

An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong. — Jay Leno

The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the two.... I know a lot of people who live in Marin County and contemplate spirituality and never get out of the hot tub. — Larry Harvey

Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine. — David Letterman

This is the way life goes in Big Sur. Waiting for the mail, watching the sea-lions in the surf or the freighters on the horizon, sitting in the tubs at Hot Springs, once in a while a bit of drink - and, most of the time, working at what ever it is that you came here to work on, whether it be painting, writing, gardening or the simple art of living your own life. — Hunter S. Thompson

When you've parked the second car in the garage, and installed the hot tub, and skied in Colorado, and wind-surfed in the Caribbean, when you've had your first love affair and your second and your third, the question will remain, where does the dream end for me? — Mario Cuomo

Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient. — Sayings

Adrian shook his head, still smiling. "I've said over and over, I'd do anything for you. I just keep hoping it'll be something like, 'Adrian, let's go hot tubbing' or 'Adrian, take me out for fondue.'" "Well, sometimes we have to--did you say fondue?" Sometimes it was impossible to follow Adrian's train of thought. "Why in the world would I ever say that?" He shrugged. "I like fondue. — Richelle Mead

The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings. — Jennifer McMahon

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