80 Mafia Quotes To Inspire You

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The Most Famous Mafia Quotes (Best in 2024)

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I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano. — Robert Stack

Organized crime is the dirty side of the sharp dollar. — James Chiles

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention. — Doug Horton

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! — Jerry Seinfeld

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes. — Cesar Romero

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. — Steve Allen

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. — Chris Rock

I definitely would like to do something serious. Not like a love story, but serious like maybe a gangster or a mobster. A gang or a mob movie would be great. — Jason Mewes

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. — Ray Liotta

...in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily — Big Pun

Short Mafia Quotes

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  • Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class. — Al Capone
  • Prohibition has made nothing but trouble — Al Capone
  • I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci
  • I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. — Marlon Brando
  • No one will ever kill me, they wouldn't dare — Carmine Galante
  • It's like the mafia. Once you're in - your in. There's no getting out. — Kelly Slater
  • Once you're in, you're in. It's like the Mafia. Once a Monkee, always a Monkee. — Davy Jones
  • A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. — Mario Puzo
  • The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out. — Davy Jones
  • Work harder, work longer, and earn less because the mafia needs your money. — Gerald Celente

Mafia Image Quotes

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Mafia quote by Al Capone

Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class. — Al Capone

Mafia quote by Joe Pesci

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

Mafia quote by Marlon Brando

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. — Marlon Brando

Mafia quote by Carmine Galante

No one will ever kill me, they wouldn't dare — Carmine Galante

Movie Mafia Quotes

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You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it. — Martin Scorsese

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. — Mario Puzo

The old images seem like a caricature now: the shadowy world of secret rituals, the aging dons behind high-walled estates, the passion for vengeance and power over other men. For years, the Mafia was the stuff of novels and movies and whispers on Mulberry Street. — Robert D. McFadden

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash. — Robert De Niro

People say, 'Gee, you do a lot of mafia movies.' I think I've done two, out of 60. — James Caan

Capone Quotes

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Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.' — Al Capone

Gangsta to us didn't have anything to do with Al Capone and stuff like that. It's just about living your life the way you want to live it. And you're not going to let nothing stop you. — Ice Cube

Someone once accused me of being like Eliot Ness. I sad no sir, I'm not E.N., but I can promise you that I'm not Al Capone! — Robert Stack

Having the USDA design your food pyramid is like having Al Capone do your taxes. — Caldwell Esselstyn

When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion. — Oscar Levant

Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping-houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. — William Shakespeare

You had to grow up sometime. The fellows who grew early, they were in jeopardy. They became the cops and the crooks, and the crooks became the gangsters. The crooks became the Al Capones. — Jack Kirby

How many gangsters you know, from Al Capone up to John Gotti, been gay? — Method Man

Al Capone's my uncle. The old days were a lot different. The Latin Casino was the big time. When I got there I figured that I was doing pretty good, because remember, I started in nothing but after hours joints. I can't even name them now, but that's how I got noticed. — Don Rickles

Capitalism in Russia has spawned far more Al Capones than Henry Fords. — David Remnick

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More Mafia Quotes

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Mafia is a process,not a thing. Mafia is a form of clan - cooperation to which it's individual members pledge lifelong loyalty....Friendship, connections, family ties, trust, loyalty, obedience - this was the glue that held us together. — Joseph Bonanno

Communism is as Jewish as the Mafia is Italian. It's a fact that almost all of the convicted spies for communism have been atheist Jews like the Rosenbergs. And international communism was invented by the Jew Karl Marx and has since been led mostly by Jews - like Trotsky. — George Lincoln Rockwell

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. — Woody Allen

One usually dies because one is alone, or because one has got into something over one's head. One often dies because one does not have the right alliances, because one is not given support. In Sicily the Mafia kills the servants of the State that the State has not been able to protect. — Giovanni Falcone

My father's best friend, Georgie Terra, was an Italian guy. The children and the cousins and nieces and nephews were children of the Mafia. Those were the children he grew up with. If you want to go to a safe neighborhood, go to where the Mafia is. — Sayings

Hell, I'm not saying I'm an angel, but when it came to dirty tricks I couldn't hold a candle to the Irish Mafia. — Jimmy Hoffa

So what is government?... Very simply, it is an agency of coercion. Of course, there are other agencies of coercion - such as the Mafia. So to be more precise, government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices. — Harry Browne

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia. — Kurt Vonnegut

When you get to political machines that can control a state, then you're really into organized crime - almost. You're fighting a political mafia. — Frank Capra

Popular culture tells you that schools and parents don't know what's going on, the police are dogs, politicians are all liars and scum, and any crime that's not committed by the Mafia is done by the CIA. — Stanley Crouch

There are Mafia families that have bought magnificent houses on the North Shore, although not yet the great estates because they don't want that kind of high profile. — Nelson Demille

I'm very proud of being Italian-American, but people don't realize that the mafia is just this aberration. The real community is built on the working man, the guy who's the cop, the fireman, the truck driver, the bus driver. — Chazz Palminteri

When we were doing 'The Sopranos', I used to love that about it. There were rules, Mafia codes you had to go by, but the code is ridiculous. It's a code among sociopaths. — David Chase

I'm a big fan of TIËSTO, and SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA are awesome. I absolutely want to work with them. — Sayings

Triple 6 Mafia and Mystikal in Atlanta was one of my first shows. I remember how sweaty and smashed up everybody was, and it was so punk rock. — Yelawolf

When I'm back in New York - and this is a terrible thing to complain about - I eat a lot more really, really good food than perhaps I'd like to. So many of my friends are really good chefs. It's kind of like being in the Mafia. — Anthony Bourdain

I came to think that nobody from England could draw American comic books, because they were clearly all done by this sort of Mafia, all these guys with Italian and Irish names who had the whole thing sewn up. It was actually seeing a comic book drawn by Barry Smith, who was about my age, and English. — Dave Gibbons

A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today. — Giuliana Rancic

Italian-Americans are not the Mafia. — Chazz Palminteri

The post-Soviet mafia wove a spider's web of dirty money around the world. Where better to attack it than to start with the Ukrainian criminal heavyweights - the 'family' and its closest circle? — Yulia Tymoshenko

I spent much of my prison time reading. I must have read over 200 large books, mostly fictional stories about the American pioneers, the Vikings, Mafia, etc. As long as I was engrossed in a book, I was not in prison. Reading was my escape. — Frazier Glenn Miller, Jr.

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. — Russell Baker

There is no single field of activity, not a single institution, free of the most brutal sort of corruption. Russia has bred a world-class mafia. — David Remnick

Celebrated in the Bob Dylan ballad “Joey”, Crazy Joe Gallo was a charismatic beatnik gangster whose forays into Greenwich Village in the 1960s inspired his bloody revolution against the Mafia. — Tom Folsom

Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia. — David Duke

The Communist Party apparatus was the most gigantic mafia the world has ever known. — David Remnick

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard

Black Mafia. If they don't understand that, they ain't gangsta. I just watched TV and Bill Parcells kissed two or three of them boys...it's a Mafia thing. — Lil Wayne

I am always with London On Da Track, Wheezy, 808 Mafia Mike Will Made It, Ricky Racks. — Young Thug

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