Quotes by American Comedian Don Rickles

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. Don Rickles

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. Don Rickles

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. Don Rickles

Funny is funny. Don Rickles

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. Don Rickles
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I never went out looking for glory. Don Rickles
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My whole act is off the top of my head. Don Rickles
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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. Don Rickles
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Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. Don Rickles
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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. Don Rickles

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. Don Rickles

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. Don Rickles

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. Don Rickles
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To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. Don Rickles

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. Don Rickles
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When I'm onstage, I'm acting. Don Rickles

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. Don Rickles

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. Don Rickles
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I was a mother's boy. Don Rickles
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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities. Don Rickles

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