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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

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You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

Funny is funny.

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I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

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I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

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It takes many years to be a great comedian.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

My whole act is off the top of my head.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

I was a mother's boy.

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

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I never went out looking for glory.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

  • funny

I told jokes badly.

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

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Who is Don Rickles? Some facts about Don Rickles from biography. Donald Jay "Don" Rickles is an American stand-up comedian and actor. A frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, Rickles has acted in comedic and dramatic roles, but is best known as an insult comic. However, unlike many insult comics who only find short-lived success, Rickles has e... Read more about Don Rickles on Wikipedia or watch videos with quotes from Don Rickles on YouTube.


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