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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

  • best

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

  • anything

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

  • humor

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

  • end

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

  • became

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

  • cares

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

  • funny

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

  • business

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

  • attitude

Funny is funny.

  • funny

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

  • big

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

  • fun

I never went out looking for glory.

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My whole act is off the top of my head.

  • act

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

  • correctness

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

  • anything

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

  • comedians

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

  • actor

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

  • acting

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

  • gym

I was a mother's boy.

  • boy

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

  • anybody

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

  • authority

In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know.

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I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know.

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I told jokes badly.

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I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

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To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

  • acting

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

  • comedian

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

  • fix

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

  • drive

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

  • couch

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

  • book

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

  • audience

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

  • audience

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

  • bar

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

  • enter

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

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When Don Rickles was born? Don Rickles was born on October 16.

Who is Don Rickles? Don Rickles biography. Donald Jay "Don" Rickles is an American stand-up comedian and actor. A frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, Rickles has acted in comedic and dramatic roles, but is best known as an insult comic. However, unlike many insult comics who only find short-lived success, Rickles has enjoyed a sustained career, thanks to a distinct sense of humor, a very sharp wit and impeccable timing.It is well known that Rickles has nothing against the people that he insults during his routine, and that it's all just part of the act. Although sarcastically nicknamed "Mr. Warmth" due to his offensive and insensitive stage personality, in reality most know him to be actually quite genial and pleasant. It has been said that being insulted by Rickles is like "wearing a badge of honor".


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