14+ Buddy Hackett Quotes On Marriage, First And Carson

Buddy Hackett was an American comedian and actor. He was known for his brash, borscht belt style of comedy, and often appeared on television and in films. He was a regular on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and appeared in several Disney films, including The Love Bug and The Little Mermaid. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Buddy Hackett on life, marriage, love.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. — Buddy Hackett

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it. — Buddy Hackett

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing. — Buddy Hackett

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" — Buddy Hackett

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart. — Buddy Hackett

Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing. — Buddy Hackett

Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it. — Buddy Hackett

Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing? — Buddy Hackett

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. — Buddy Hackett

The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it — Buddy Hackett

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show. — Buddy Hackett

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty. — Buddy Hackett

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them. — Buddy Hackett

Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks. — Buddy Hackett

Life Lessons by Buddy Hackett

1. Buddy Hackett taught us to always be humble and never take ourselves too seriously. He showed us that humor can be used to bring people together, even in difficult times. He also reminded us to never be afraid to take risks and be creative in our comedy.