96 Massage Quotes
Following is our list of massage quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about good massage.
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Famous Massage Quotes
Massage is the study of anatomy in braille. — Jack Meagher
Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. — Hippocrates
Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor — Robert Tisserand
The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. — Hippocrates
Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya. — Miranda Hart
Aromatherapy is a caring, hands-on therapy which seeks to induce relaxation, to increase energy, to reduce the effects of stress and to restore lost balance to mind, body and soul. — Robert Tisserand
If you’re feeling a little bit down, a bit of kneading helps. — Mary Berry
For the recuperation of body and mind, there is nothing better than natural therapy - sand, sunshine and surf. — Max Dupain
To unwind, I like to have a relaxing bath. — Hannah Bronfman
To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt. — Olivia Newton-John
I do work too hard sometimes, but my mom is such an inspiration. She tells me to 'chill out' and not take things so seriously. She will say: 'Go and have a massage.' — Josh Peck
Meditation is a vital way to purify and quiet the mind, thus rejuvenating the body. — Deepak Chopra
If the body is pampered, the mind is free to concentrate. — Judy Blundell
Meditation is the most effective form of relaxation. It not only relaxes the body and mind but also feeds them with vital energy, peace and happiness. — Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
Words of comfort, skillfully administered, are the oldest therapy known to man. — Louis Nizer
Short Massage Quotes
- The minute you start compromising for the sake of massaging somebody's ego, that's it, game over. — Gordon Ramsay
- A meow massages the heart. — Stuart McMillan
- My vision is to make touch positive social value in our culture. — David Palmer
- Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest. — Ashleigh Brilliant
- I get a lymphatic massage every two weeks, and afterward, I have more energy and brighter skin. — Hannah Bronfman
- Healing does not take place in the fast lane. — Angeles Arrien
- There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. — Al Michaels
- It's not about curing the disease, but healing the life; then the physical benefits come. — Bernie Siegel
- Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. — Robert Breault
- The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting. — Cullen Hightower
Love Massage Quotes
I love kale. I bake it. I sauté it. I juice it. I massage it. I want other people to join the cult-of- kale. — Misha Collins
Being touched and caressed, being massaged, is food for the infant; food as necessary as minerals, vitamins, and proteins. Deprived of this food, the name of which is love, Babies would rather die. And often they do. — Frederick Leboyer
I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. — Maya Angelou
I love to be by the ocean and have always done my best thinking by the sea. The ebb and flow is like a brain massage and very calming. I am also inspired by seeing kindness in others. It touches me and reminds me to be kind as well. — Roma Downey
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. — Jason Bateman
Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred an accomplice, an attendant lady of respectable appearance who would help him reduce the guilt and loneliness of this most lonely act of love. — Gay Talese
If you see what you do each day as your way of loving the world and helping it heal, then life gets to be a lot different. The difference between burning up and burning out is the difference between loving what you are doing and not loving it. — Bernie Siegel
I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. — Angie Stone
I think it is such a privilege to give a baby its first home inside your body. [After the pregnancy was over] I found myself massaging my stomach gently. I miss him being in my body -- stretching, hiccupping even. It was a wonderful, deep, loving, fulfilling feeling. — Celine Dion
Will is a very interesting, unique man, and I'll tell you why. He makes love like a woman. He loves to touch, massage and feel. He makes love like he's in touch with himself, who he is. And he's a very sensual, incredible lovemaker. — Jada Pinkett Smith
Good Massage Quotes
I started practicing yoga. I started learning some hands-on healing stuff. And I found really good chiropractors, really good massage therapists, and what I found is I've been able to actually peel off layers of trauma on my body and actually move better now than I did. — Ricky Williams
The real hope is not in something we think we can do, but in God, who is making something good out of it in some way we cannot see. — Thomas Merton
I take a massage each week. This isn't an indulgence, it's an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. — Robin S. Sharma
I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed. — Angie Stone
An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me. — Padma Lakshmi
I could spend a whole day at a spa. Id get a facial, a scalp rub, massages, then eat some grapes and be good to go. — Dule Hill
Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more physiological, benefits. Apparently it boosts the immune system, reduces stress hormones, massages the heart and diaphragm and engenders a 'feel good' factor. — Semir Zeki
Each State has its own health insurance mandates, and some of them are good, but there are about 1,800 of them all across the Nation, including provisions for acupuncturists, massage therapists, and hair replacements. — Timothy Murphy
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages. — Eugene Mirman
I'm pretty good at indulging myself. I'm about to go travel for a week. I like to get massaged, go into steam rooms. I take care of myself. — Maggie Gyllenhaal
Relaxing Massage Quotes
Elizabeth lay face-down on the massage table, and allowed Marco to relieve the stress of the business day with firm and knowing fingers. Success, she decided, was often a matter of knowing when to relax. — Barbara Taylor Bradford
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep! — Elizabeth Jane Howard
I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed. — Andie MacDowell
My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena. — Victoria Wood
When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage. — Eva Longoria
I'm a spa person. Massages keep me relaxed, so I always try to make time for them when I tour. — Stefon Harris
People Writing About Massage
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Hippocrates |
152 | 7089 |
 Robert Tisserand |
11 | 149 |
 Miranda Hart |
40 | 147 |
 Olivia Newton-John |
72 | 456 |
 Josh Peck |
46 | 71 |
 Deepak Chopra |
1431 | 9198 |
More Massage Quotes
When the Body Gets working appropriately, the force of Gravity can flow through, then spontaneously, the body heals itself — Ida Rolf
Science is the engine of prosperity. But you'd never know it, listening to some of the politicians. They're lawyers and businessmen, not scientists. Lawyers and businessmen massage wealth; they don't create it. — Michio Kaku
I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. — Hedy Lamarr
Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics. Fight insomnia with gentle rocking or the sound of running water. Change surroundings and take long journeys. Strictly avoid frightening ideas. Indulge in cheerful conversation and amusements. Listen to music. — Aulus Cornelius Celsus
To make the analogy explicit, in Software 1.0, human-engineered source code e.g. some .cpp files is compiled into a binary that does useful work. In Software 2.0 most often the source code comprises 1 the dataset that defines the desirable behavior and 2 the neural net architecture that gives the rough skeleton of the code, but with many details the weights to be filled in. The process of training the neural network compiles the dataset into the binary — the final neural network. In most practical applications today, the neural net architectures and the training systems are increasingly standardized into a commodity, so most of the active software development takes the form of curating, growing, massaging and cleaning labeled datasets. — Andrej Karpathy
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher. — A. N. Wilson
I'm hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber party for moms. We laugh, eat, play games, get massages, win prizes, talk about parenting and even cry a bit. — Lisa Whelchel
Self-care isn’t just holidays and massages. It’s working on your habits, mindset and healing your past. It’s removing toxic thoughts, people and places in your life. It’s living intentionally, purposefully and consciously. — Jay Shetty
Trying to “fix” the people in your life that cause you pain is like massaging your shoes because your feet ache. — Guy Finley
I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favorite style is long, real hair in a dusty blonde-brown color. — Sayings
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. — Christiaan Barnard
When you touch - don't take. Touch people only when you are giving something - reassurance, support, encouragement, whatever — Ken Blanchard
One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage - it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after I've gotten rid of some knots in my shoulders and back. — Noureen DeWulf
Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck. — Spiro T. Agnew
No one can ever heap enough insults upon me to suit my taste. I think we all really thrive on hostility, because it's the most intense kind of massage the ego can undergo. Other people's indifference is the only horror. — Paul Bowles
I have been using the Lipo Target Massager (not every day) and the Detox Oil. Recently my husband noticed that the cellulite on my thighs had decreased. For a man to notice anything there has to be quite a big difference - so it works really well. — Charmaine
The sound body is the product of the sound mind. — George Bernard Shaw
I turned over, and those big hands got to work on my back. I stifled a whimper in the pillow, because Marco's idea of a massage bore no resemblance whatsoever to the relaxing spa variety. There was no lavender oil, no soothing music, no hot towels. Just an all-out assault on cramped muscles, until they cowered in surrender and turned to Jell-O. — Karen Chance
Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And yet to be masturbated by an appealing masseuse, to be in the physical presence of a woman with whom there was some communication and understanding, if not love, was gratifying and fun. — Gay Talese
Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. — Thomas Jefferson
A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet. — Lolo Jones
When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot become manifest, strength cannot be exerted, wealth is useless, and reason is powerless. — Herophilos
In the US in the 1900's 60 % of people were employed on the farms. Today it's less than 1%. If you told people back then that this would happen they wouldn't have believed it. If you told them we would have therapy, massages and spas that played important parts in our lives they would've have believed us. — Bill Gates
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