quote by Lenny Bruce

If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish. If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air Force is Jewish, the Marine Corps dangerous goyisch. Rye Bread is Jewish, instant potatoes, scary goyisch. Eddie Cantor is goyisch, George Jessel is goyisch-Coleman Hawkins is Jewish.

— Lenny Bruce

Famous Montana quotations

I wanted to be a Disney Channel star! I wanted to be Hannah Montana.

The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls.

The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers.

I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I think he supersedes Peyton Manning but let's not throw Tom Brady in the category with Joe Montana, who was 4-for-4. He's royalty.

If there be no place for wild bison in all of Montana, then surely we have crossed a line between the Last Best Place and the the Once Best Place.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

I’m in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection. But with Montana it is love. And it’s difficult to analyze love when you’re in it.

Yeah, it's nice to look up to people, but the more you try to be somebody else, the less you are of yourself.

Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.

Spending two years on my uncle's ranch in Montana as a young man gave me the wisdom and the thrust to do westerns.

When I was growing up in Montana I had two dreams: I wanted to be a paleontologist and I wanted to have a pet dinosaur and so that's what I've been striving for all of my life.

I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?

It’s literally true, as Shakespeare said--all the world’s a stage.

It wasn’t that way when I first got into the movies in 1924, but it is now. That’s why I find Hollywood newer and more exciting every day. Whatever you hear it’s still a place where a kid from Montana can jump on a horse, ride that-a-way, and keep right on going.

My occupation is an open question. I was once an assistant professor of mathematics. Since then, I have spent time living in the woods of Montana.

Miley would never have been Hannah Montana.

In Montana, they renamed a town after an all-time great, Joe Montana.

Well, a town in Massachusetts changed their name to honor my guy Terry Bradshaw--Marblehead.

You have to be realistic about terrorism.

Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.

My signature look is an eighties baby doll dress, combat boots with colorful socks sticking out, and then mounds of jewelry. I love silver and turquoise. I go to Montana every winter, so I hunt around for cool pieces there.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.

I think I could describe the perfect quarterback.

Take a little piece of everybody. Take John Elway's arm, Dan Marino's release, maybe Troy Aikman's drop-back, Brett Favre's scrambling ability, Joe Montana's two-minute poise and, naturally, my speed.

Montana and I had a chemistry that was unbelievable.

When I first came into the league he told me I added five years to his career, and I just think we complimented each other very well and were able to do some amazing things out on the football field.

I found my first dinosaur bone when I was 6, growing up in Montana.

Ever since then I've been interested in dinosaurs.

I hiked around town, the air sweet and dry, and was sort of overwhelmed by the perfection of it -- the old courthouse, the train depot, Mount [Jumbo] and Mount Sentinel rising up, the neon bars, the funky festivity of a college town .

I want to someday be in the same position as John Elway, Joe Montana and Steve Young.

I was Hannah Montana's mother ... Where did I go wrong?

Montana's ranchers raise the best cattle in the world.

If Taco Bell needs to beef up, they can give their customers the highest quality meat around by using Montana beef, and in the process, supporting agriculture jobs in Montana.

THE ALLURE OF Montana is like a commitment to a narcotic;

you can never use it up or get enough of it. Its wilderness areas probably resemble the earth on the first day of creation.

I come from Montana, and in eastern Montana we have a lot of dirt between light bulbs. It is expensive trying to bring the new technologies to smaller schools to upgrade their technologies to take advantage of distance learning.

Lawsuits - and frivolous lawsuits - are just sapping the life out of the people who perform the services and deliver the goods for the rest of the citizenry in the State of Montana.

Our highly qualified teachers not only work hard, but they care about each and every student that enters their classroom. I thank you, Montana teachers, for your sense of duty and compassion to our precious future generation.

And yes, the Homesteaders, including my grandparents who left behind almost nothing, and arrived in Montana with nothing but the clothes on their back, high hopes, faith in God and dreaming of the future.

We can push Montana forward and we can do it with out raising taxes.

The Montana sunset lay between the mountains like a giant bruise from which darkened arteries spread across a poisoned sky.

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