Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
— George Carlin

In camp was found a book, the first of the kind I had ever seen, in which I was made a great hero, slaying Indians by the hundreds.
Kit Carson camping quote

Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.
— Henry Rollins

If you're not in New York, you're camping out.
— Thomas E. Dewey

Football is so barbaric. Sometimes I wonder what I was thinking by playing it. I feel almost like I escaped from boot camp.
— camping quotation by Brian Bosworth