107 Princess Bride Quotes

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Famous Princess Bride Quotes

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. - William Goldman

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. — William Goldman

I'm a hopeless romantic. It's disgusting. It really is. I've seen 'While You Were Sleeping', like, twenty times, and I still believe in the whole Prince Charming thing. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or young. They’re still princesses. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

There are so many girls, and so few princes. — Liza Minnelli

Just because you don't have a prince, doesn't mean your not a princess. — Zayn Malik

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. — Stephen King

Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be. — Princess of Wales Diana

I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient. — Niall Horan

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. — Neil Gaiman

I'll have to have a palace, of course. I may not be a princess, but I am a movie queen, and every queen should have a palace. — Jayne Mansfield

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week. — Jack Barakat

You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. — American Proverbs

Pied Piper' came to me all at once; I wanted to do a fairy-tale movie with some edge, but not 'dark,' per se. — Max Landis

Every girl pretends she is a princess at one point, no matter how little her life is like that. — Alex Flinn

As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean, who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin? — Ellen Page

Short Princess Bride Quotes

  • Deep in every heart slumbers a dream and the couturier knows it: every woman is a princess — Christian Dior
  • Mirror, mirror, here I stand. Who is the fairest in the land? — Wilhelm Grimm
  • Life is a fairy tale. Live it with wonder and amazement. — Welwyn Wilton Katz
  • Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess! — Gerard Way
  • Field of Dreams is probably our generation's It's A Wonderful Life. — Kevin Costner
  • Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. — Kiera Cass
  • Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. — J. R. R. Tolkien
  • Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. — C. S. Lewis
  • Every girl deserves to be treated like a princess. — Tyga
  • Narnia! It's all in the wardrobe just like I told you! — C. S. Lewis

Princess Bride Image Quotes

Princess bride quote It takes both sides to build a bride.
It takes both sides to build a bride.

Being A Princess Quotes

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra. — Chris Rock

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. — William Goldman

I loved Belle in 'Beauty and the Beast.' I just wanted to be her. I'm a brunette, so I think I kind of cling to all those princesses that have brown hair. I just wanted to be them. — Kara Lindsay

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. — Cho Kyuhyun

Be strong and of good courage. You are truly royal spirit daughters of Almighty God. You are princesses, destined to become queens. Your own wondrous story has already begun. Your "once upon a time" is now. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

I had never imagined myself, nor aspired to be, a member of a royal family. I wanted to be in the Peace Corps, not a princess! — Queen Noor of Jordan

I was floating around in the Garden of Eden, thrilled to be a human being at the Human-Be-In, knowing the world could be saved if we loved one another. I was draped in flowers, bestowed upon me by my brothers and sisters. I was laughing, loving, breathing Princess of Peace. — Pamela Des Barres

Whatever comes," she said, "cannot alter one thing. If I am a princess in rags and tatters, I can be a princess inside. It would be easy to be a princess if I were dressed in cloth of gold, but it is a great deal more of a triumph to be one all the time when no one knows it. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. — Faina Ranevskaya

Perhaps I have not really a good temper at all, but if you have everything you want and everyone is kind to you, how can you help but be good-tempered? Perhaps I'm a HIDEOUS child, and no one will ever know, just because I never have any trials. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

My Princess Quotes

The nickname (Ice Princess) is just based on my looks on the outside , once you get to know me , you'll get to like me. — Jessica Jung

I was quite the spoiled brat. I have quite a temper, obviously inherited from my father, and I became very good at ordering everyone around. I was the princess; the staff were absolutely terrified of me. — Lisa Marie Presley

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise! — Andre the Giant

I knew what my job was; it was to go out and meet the people and love them. — Princess Diana

Hey Belieber, never lower your head to anyone who criticizes you, your crown can not drop my princess. — Justin Bieber

Jem knotted his fingers in the material of Will's sleeve. "You are my parabatai," he said, "You said once I could ask anything of you. — Cassandra Clare

I love that whole princess mentality, but I also like throwing my hair in a ponytail and just wearing jeans, going on a hike and then eating a big chili-cheesebur ger. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone

A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today. — Giuliana Rancic

On one night of my debut the Prince of Wales, the Princess, and the duchess of London came to see me. They loved me for what I was and what I gave them. — Lillie Langtry

Princesses Quotes

Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love. — Rainer Maria Rilke

Istanbul, a universal beauty where poet and archeologist, diplomat and merchant, princess and sailor, northerner and westerner screams with same admiration. The whole world thinks that this city is the most beautiful place on earth. — Edmondo De Amicis

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. - William Goldman

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. — William Goldman

Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read. - Cassandra Clare

Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read. — Cassandra Clare

A man who treats his women like a princess is proof that he was raised by a queen. — Wiz Khalifa

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high. — William Goldman

Even miracles take a little time. — Walt Disney

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. — William Goldman

Never get involved in a land war in Asia. — William Goldman

America may not realize it yet, but Latin prototypes are being created right now, and not just by me. They are these mambo kings and salsa queens, Aztec lords and Inca princesses, every Hernandez and Fernandez, whom this country will one day come to understand and respect. — John Leguizamo

Father Of The Bride Quotes

The Long, Long Trailer (1954) actually happened and the man wrote a book about it. Father of the Bride, same thing; a banker wrote that who had never written anything else. — Vincente Minnelli

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. — Vincente Minnelli

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery. — George Jean Nathan

Working with Nancy Meyers ("Something's Gotta Give") and ... Charles Shyer ("Father of the Bride"), and I'm proud of "Reds," and I'm proud of my movies with Woody (Allen). — Diane Keaton

It's funny when people ask if I'm a lesbian. I played a real estate agent in 'Father of the Bride, Part II,' but no one has asked me if I sell real estate. — Nora Dunn

As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist, there were plenty of issues that continued to make me question marriage: the father "giving" the bride away, women taking their husband's last name, the white dress, the vows promising to "obey" the groom. And that only covers the wedding. — Jessica Valenti

The meaningful role of the father of the bride was played out long before the church music began. It stretched across those years of infancy and puberty, adolescence and young adulthood. That's when she needs you at her side. — Tom Brokaw

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More Princess Bride Quotes

I just don't think it is right, killing innocent girls. — Andre the Giant

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has." — William Goldman

Love is many things none of them logical. — William Goldman

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked. — Jim Butcher

When I was your age, television was called books. — William Goldman

Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride. — Cassandra Clare

Who says life is fair, where is that written? — William Goldman

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly. — William Goldman

I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard. — William Goldman

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. — William Goldman

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. — William Goldman

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. — William Goldman

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! — William Goldman

The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies, of all time. — Ivana Milicevic

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. — Sayings

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change. — Billy Crystal

I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more. — William Goldman

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. — William Goldman

I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either. — William Goldman

My mom used to make my costumes when I was little; she sews a lot. One year, I was a bride and I had a big wedding dress and a bouquet. Another year I was a medieval princess with a long teal dress and a veil. It was a little extravagant, but it was cute! — Sasha Pieterse

We are men of action. Lies do not become us. — Cary Elwes

There's not a lot of money in revenge. — Mandy Patinkin

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle. — William Goldman

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. — William Goldman

Is this a kissing book? — William Goldman

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day? — William Goldman

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed. — William Goldman

There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind. — William Goldman

I wanted to be Beetlejuice. I watched nonstop 'Beetlejuice' and 'The Princess Bride' growing up. — Mackenzie Davis

What I think is great about Pippin, specifically, and I wouldn't make this generalization about all musicals, is that it is about how we tell stories and the way stories are very subjective. How we tell some things and leave other things out in the way The Princess Bride is or The Wizard of Oz is, which both have a framing device. — James Ponsoldt

I am recognized a lot for Clueless, but I am recognized a great deal for The Princess Bride. I dont know... maybe everybody who has seen that movie just goes out on the street. — Wallace Shawn

I grew up in Middle America and I don't think my family was very funny, but I watched 'The Princess Bride.' I always wanted to be an actor. I didn't know anything about it. I'd never seen any plays or anything and I watched that movie over and over and over again. — Missi Pyle

The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it. — William Goldman

What about a Princess Bride?" "Where are we gonna find a six-fingered man on such short notice? — Ally Carter

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love-you think this happens every day? Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well...you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Buttercup: i will never doubt again. Westley: There will never be a need. — William Goldman

Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us together today. — William Goldman

Chapter One. The Bride." He held up the book then. "I'm reading it to you for relax." He practically shoved the book in my face. "By S. Morgenstern. Great Florinese writer. The Princess Bride. He too came to America. S. Morgenstern. Dead now in New York. The English is his own. He spoke eight tongues." Here my father put down the book and held up all his fingers. "Eight. Once in Florin City... — William Goldman

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it. — Wallace Shawn

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