Never put a sock in a toaster.
— Eddie Izzard

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.
— Edward Hoagland

Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
— Dorothy Parker

All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.
— Babe Ruth

This intellectual Pearl Harbor, a real gutsy sock to the stomach.
— J. Allen Hynek