70 Sock Quotes
Following is our list of sock quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about .
Famous Sock Quotes
You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets. — Sayings
When exhausted and feeling sorry for yourself, at least change your socks. — Norman Maclean
Fresh dress, like a million bucks, Put on the bally shoes and the fly green socks — Slick Rick
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. — Zach Galifianakis
We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again. — Hannibal
Never run in the rain with your socks on. — Billie Joe Armstrong
There was one challenge where Murr took a guy's sock off his shoe and put it in his mouth. I couldn't believe he did that. — Joe Gatto
go barefoot and be warm all the time not only when you go to bed and sleep — Nikki Giovanni
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. — Ambrose Bierce
There is a place in the net where the keeper cannot reach the ball. — Jurgen Klopp
Short Sock Quotes
- True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match. — Erich Fromm
- After my first day of competition I put on compression socks. They help me recover for the next day. — Jessica Ennis
- I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison
- August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock. — Ichiro Suzuki
- One can never have enough socks — J. K. Rowling
- I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright
- Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs. — Wendy Cope
- Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. — Regina Brett
- Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. — Billy Carter
- My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. — Steven Wright
Christmas Sock Quotes
When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday! — Lewis Black
Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my sandals. What am I, German? — Jim Gaffigan
One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. — J. K. Rowling
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. — Barbara Kingsolver
I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him. — Bill Murray
People Writing About Sock
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Steven Wright |
543 | 9203 |
 Sayings |
6895 | 535 |
 Norman Maclean |
40 | 1280 |
 Slick Rick |
36 | 220 |
 Zach Galifianakis |
119 | 558 |
 Hannibal |
29 | 642 |
More Sock Quotes
Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don't have time. I look at people's lives and I can see opportunity and time for knitting all over the place. The time spent riding the bus each day? That's a pair of socks over a month. Waiting in line? Mittens. Watching TV? Buckets of wasted time that could be an exquisite lace shawl. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I am, and ever will be, a white-socks, pocket-protector, nerdy engineer - born under the second law of thermodynamics, steeped in steam tables, in love with free-body diagrams, transformed by Laplace, and propelled by compressible flow. — Neil Armstrong
The next night he asked Jonah if he could take $9.49 out of Jonah's secret stash that only Danny and his mum and Jack knew about. Jonah kept it in his sock drawer next to a photograph of Jonah and a girl with sad eyes, taken in one of those railway station photo booths. — Melina Marchetta
I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I responded. "Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smiling. "Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go." I gave him a tie. — John Green
Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks. — Jennifer Crusie
I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it. — Robert Mitchum
Whether we’re talking about socks or stocks, I like buying quality merchandise when it is marked down. — Warren Buffett
The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire. — Ann Voskamp
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. — Vladimir Nabokov
Of course there are many ways we can reuse something. We can dye it. We can cut it. We can change the buttons. Those are other ways to make it alive. But this is a new step to use anything - hats, socks, shirts. It's the first step in the process — Issey Miyake
It was a good moment, the kind you would like to press between the pages of a book, or hide in your sock drawer, so you could touch it again. — Rick Bragg
I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester. — Noel Fielding
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. — Shel Silverstein
The bigger the issue, the smaller you write. Remember that. You don't write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid's burnt socks lying on the road. You pick the smallest manageable part of the big thing, and you work off the resonance. — Richard Price
Objects of every sort are materials for the new art: paint, food, chairs, electric and neon lights, smoke, water, old socks, a dog, movies, a thousand other things which will be discovered by the present generation of artists. — Allan Kaprow
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks. — Albert Einstein
Friedman stumbled in, late to the seminar as usual and reeking of cigar smoke and whiskey. He hadn't read the paper being presented, and halfway through he just gets up, walks up to the podium, socks the mother****er right in the face and takes a piss all over his lecture notes. — George Stigler
All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good. — Babe Ruth
I'm not a runner, and I always dreamed about just throwing on my sneakers and really knocking everyone's socks off with my joy of traversing the world by foot. — Mackenzie Davis
Before everything, I used to do this thing when I was upset-I used to take all my feelings and push them down inside me. It was like they were garbage and I was compacting it to get more in. I felt like I could keep pushing all my feelings down into my socks and I wouldn't have to worry about them. I don't think I do that anymore. — Brent Runyon
Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous. — Albert Einstein
Subtly, in the little ways, joy has been leaking out of our lives. The small pleasures of the ordinary day seem almost contemptible, and glance off us lightly...Perhaps it's a good time to reconsider pleasure at its roots. Changing out of wet shoes and socks, for instance. Bathrobes. Yawning and stretching. Real tomatoes. — Barbara Holland
I like the light that comes off metal shutters at siesta time in the summer, having a break from driving in the shops at motorway services, the odour of petrol at petrol stations, rolling down little slopes. I hate it when you tread in a puddle and the water soaks your socks. — Audrey Tautou
Hong Kong girls have a genius sense of style. I came back to the States thinking no one here has any individuality. Or cute enough socks. — Camilla Belle
I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way - especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them. — Rob Kardashian
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze. — Dr. Seuss
I was so dorky up until I was about 14 or 15 and started to get a little bit cooler, but I was a socks and sandals girl. I would wear big frilly socks with sandals and all the kids would tease me. — Teresa Palmer
I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs. — Rob Kardashian
Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks. — Lena Dunham
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