71 Troll Quotes
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Famous Troll Quotes
Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green. — Terry Pratchett
He [Elon Musk] is trolling the Security Exchange Commission, this is what you do when you are the world’s richest man. — Charles Hoskinson
Every second you waste thinking about a hater or troll is a second you’re taking away from those who matter and can benefit from what you have to offer. — Pat Flynn
To live is to war with trolls. — Henrik Ibsen
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook
Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt. — J. K. Rowling
Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them. — J. R. R. Tolkien
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey
Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much. — Sayings
These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No-one would permit such venom in person, so there should be no place for it on social media. — Chris Grayling
Short Troll Quotes
- Keep your goals away from the trolls. — Peter McWilliams
- To live is - to war with trolls In the holds of the heart and mind — Henrik Ibsen
- Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked). — J. R. R. Tolkien
- Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls. — Charlie Sheen
- Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! — Eoin Colfer
- No one can ruin shows, but Internet trolls sure can make things miserable. — Kevin Biegel
- I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies. — Anna Kendrick
- Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes. — Doug Benson
- The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls. — Robert Farrar Capon
- The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet. — Young-ha Kim
Internet Trolls Quotes
When I perform, I don’t think about the haters, the Internet trolls, or anyone else. I care about giving the person in front of me something they won’t forget. And that’s why I bring the cake and raft out. — Steve Aoki
To the trolls on the internet, I want to say: Get your head out of the computer. Go outside and walk around. Look at the people walking next to you. Look at your friends' friends and who they're interacting with. And just understand this is the world we live in. It's okay to like it. — Michael B. Jordan
People are at the mercy of internet trolls who bring people who are excellent in their fields down to their level. They're diminishing someone's flame to make theirs brighter. — David Haye
There's a negative connotation to internet trolls, but at the same time this is becoming mainstream. This kind of speech pattern, the way people speak, this is common on the internet. — Rush Limbaugh
Trump is an internet troll. — Rush Limbaugh
I'm not good at going on the internet and trolling around and finding information. — Mary Elizabeth Ellis
People Writing About Troll
| Name | Quotes | Likes |
|---|---|---|
 Henrik Ibsen |
152 | 1433 |
 J. R. R. Tolkien |
752 | 8835 |
 Terry Pratchett |
1387 | 5273 |
 Dane Cook |
174 | 422 |
 J. K. Rowling |
1340 | 12167 |
 Tina Fey |
276 | 961 |
More Troll Quotes
It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing! — James St. James
The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of fairies, wizards, leprechauns and trolls. They are all around us. One has only to open his eyes. — William Holman Hunt
Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself. — Shel Silverstein
A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself. He lied about his age and his marital status. He said he was 39 and divorced. He's 46 and married, though being a Republican congressman, I'm guessing he's really 60 and gay. — Bill Maher
The artichoke above all is the vegetable expression of civilised living, of the long view, of increasing delight by anticipation and crescendo. No wonder it was once regarded as an aphrodisiac. It had no place in the troll's world of instant gratification. It makes no appeal to the meat-and-two-veg mentality. — Jane Grigson
There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this. — Jon Cryer
We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes — Bonnie Greer
My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm a talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll dol — Thom Yorke
Faërie contains many things besides elves and fays, and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants, or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted. — J. R. R. Tolkien
When you write an article about anything, trolls use the comments to attack. They feel frustrated - but haters are losers. It's not good to feed this aspect. It's more intelligent to be constructive. — Paulo Coelho
I forgot Dumbledore trashed Hogwarts, refused to resign and ran off to the forest to make speeches to angry trolls. — J. K. Rowling
The minority who actually loves its work seems to be made up chiefly of the writers, dancers, actors and other artists, most scientists above the technician-troll level, computer freaks, and the righteous dope-dealers of California. — Robert Anton Wilson
A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to remember) sitting by them, arguing whether they should roast them slowly, or mince them fine and boil them, or just sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly. — J. R. R. Tolkien
I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy. — Terry Pratchett
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. — Charlie Sheen
I do not trust self serving misinformation coming from corporations and their media trolls. I do not trust politicians who are taking millions from those corporations either. I trust people. So I make my music for people not for candidates. — Neil Young
It’s one of the most enjoyable experiences. To me, it’s theater. Immediate reaction, the second it’s done. I get to be in my living room with you, trolling my own show. — Orlando Jones
My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair. — Allen Steck
Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me. — Jennifer Lawrence
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. — Charlie Sheen
I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was buying a fair amount of stuff and playing with it and then selling it back. — Bill Orcutt
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