Graham Chapman Quotes

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.

I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.

We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

John Howard Davies was not a very human person .

.. if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.

One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

I hope I will have achieved something lasting.

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.

All ideas come about through some sort of observation.

It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.

C.], it was his followers we found questionable.

Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.

Oh, you're in television! That's interesting.

No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek, and -vision comes from the latin. It should have been either "telerama", or "procolvision".