7+ Michael McIntyre Quotes And Sayings

Following is our list of the best Michael McIntyre quotes and sayings.

I've got a little baby, I made him...He doesn't speak, he's 2...He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words...car and map...I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble! — Michael McIntyre

My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister — Michael McIntyre

Normally you have news, weather and travel.....but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel. — Michael McIntyre

They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass the salt' — Michael McIntyre

I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker. — Michael McIntyre

There are only two conditions where you’re allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it’s snowing or the death of a celebrity. — Michael McIntyre

So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face. — Michael McIntyre