41+ Todd Barry Quotes On Marriage, Culture And Being

Todd Barry is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor. He is best known for his appearances on the comedy series Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Flight of the Conchords, and Louie. He is also known for his deadpan delivery and his signature "slow talk" style of speaking. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Todd Barry on leadership, marriage, culture.

Top 10 Todd Barry Quotes

1. I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
2. I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
3. If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
4. I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
5. You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
6. I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started
7. I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
8. It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me
9. I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
10. I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

Todd Barry Short Quotes

• I loved Australia. I was very successful there
• I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
• Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
• It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
• I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
• People in New York love having roof parties.
• I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
• I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
• I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
• I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

Todd Barry Famous Quotes And Sayings

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. — Todd Barry

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job — Todd Barry

Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this." — Todd Barry

Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight. — Todd Barry

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake — Todd Barry

I will not be misquoted! — Todd Barry

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. — Todd Barry

I want a room that I can definitely pack out. I don't want to sweat that part, "Am I gonna have enough people?" So I usually pick like a hundred, a relatively small room. Also, I'm looser in a small room. I don't want to record an album in front of a thousand people, not that I could draw a thousand, but I just want a room that I can really work back to front. That's just a very comfortable place for me to be loose. — Todd Barry

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage — Todd Barry

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself — Todd Barry

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written — Todd Barry

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. — Todd Barry

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. — Todd Barry

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all — Todd Barry

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers. — Todd Barry

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to. — Todd Barry

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that — Todd Barry

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. — Todd Barry

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid. — Todd Barry

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film — Todd Barry

Anyone who bombs is my friend. — Todd Barry

Life Lessons by Todd Barry

1. Todd Barry's comedy is a reminder that it's important to be yourself and to have confidence in your own unique perspective.
2. His comedic style emphasizes the importance of timing and delivery, and how a few well-placed words can make a huge impact.
3. Todd Barry's work also serves as a reminder that it's important to be open to different styles of comedy and to be willing to try new things.