27+ Shelley Berman Quotes On Education, Politics And Ed Sullivan

Top 10 Shelley Berman Quotes (BEST)

  1. As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.
  2. My whole act is confession.
  3. The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
  4. The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.
  5. Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.
  6. As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy.
  7. We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.
  8. I was an actor before becoming a comedian.
  9. I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
  10. Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.

Shelley Berman Short Quotes

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  • I developed several comedy phone calls.
  • I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.
  • My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.
  • I am careful with my material and presentation.
  • I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
  • A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

Shelley Berman Quotes On Love

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The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us. — Shelley Berman

Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love. — Shelley Berman

I will always love to perform standup comedy. — Shelley Berman

Shelley Berman Quotes On Edge

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Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside. — Shelley Berman

Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge. — Shelley Berman

So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I'm going to blow up. — Shelley Berman

Shelley Berman Famous Quotes And Sayings

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The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms. — Shelley Berman

While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun. — Shelley Berman

I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop. — Shelley Berman

I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California. — Shelley Berman

If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, 'This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?' And eventually he dies of thirst. — Shelley Berman

Life Lessons by Shelley Berman

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  1. Shelley Berman taught us to always be ourselves and to never be afraid to take risks in order to make people laugh.
  2. He also showed us the importance of hard work and dedication to the craft of comedy.
  3. Lastly, he demonstrated the power of improvisation and how it can be used to create unique and memorable comedic moments.

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