62 Cellulite Quotes

Following is our list of the most famous cellulite quotations and slogans. We've compiled this selection of inspirational cellulite quotes. Hopefully, these cellulite quotes will keep you motivated not only during hard times but to expand your cellulite knowledge!

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Famous Cellulite Quotes

I have cellulite. So what? - Kim Kardashian

I have cellulite. So what? — Kim Kardashian

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. — Joan Rivers

I'm very proud of my breasts, as every woman should be. It's not cellular obesity. It's womanliness. — Anita Ekberg

Every time I undress in the locker room of my gym, I see women bearing the scars of liposuction, tummy tucks, breast implants. — Martha C. Nussbaum

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. — Bob Hope

Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of ot as relaxed-fit skin. — Cathy Crimmins

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it. — Adriana Lima

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. — George Bernard Shaw

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. — Oscar Levant

Skinny girls look good in clothes, but fit chicks look good naked — Ronda Rousey

A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy. — Vivica Fox

Women really do pay attention to a man's glutes. A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms and chest. So, if you're lacking, start squatting! — Ronnie Coleman

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. — St. Jerome

I'm Cuban, so I like a bit of curve. I just want my booty to have a little lift! — Odette Annable

Short Cellulite Quotes

  • I hope they make a video game of me. At least I wouldn't have any cellulite then. — Scarlett Johansson
  • I think every woman would want to do something about their cellulite! — Tyra Banks
  • I do have cellulite. I have it everywhere. From the neck down! — Patsy Kensit
  • Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. — Rita Rudner
  • You know they're just looking for wrinkles and cellulite. — Sayings
  • I have cellulite, just like almost every other woman on the planet. — Kim Kardashian
  • If you have boobs, you have to show, like, "These are boobs. This isn't cellulite." — Jennifer Lawrence
  • I don't want someone photographing my cellulite - I can't take it! — Shania Twain
  • Eventually cancer becomes just another annoying thing that you deal with, you know, like cellulite. — Kris Carr
  • Ive been very lucky that Ive never had cellulite. My body was always firm. — Sofia Vergara

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More Cellulite Quotes

I look like people that walk down the street. I don't have perfect boobs, I don't have zero cellulite - of course I don't - and I'm curvy. If that is something that makes women feel empowered in any way, that's great. — Kate Winslet

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! — Jane Wagner

Life is way too short to be focused on scales, weight and cellulite. If you can look in the mirror and know that you're a beautiful, loving, friendly person who's good to people, that'll ultimately make you shine on the outside. — Teresa Palmer

I might have a little bit of cellulite. I might not be toned everywhere. I might struggle in this area or that. But accepting that just empowers me. — Kim Kardashian

We forget that stretch marks, cellulite and some stomach fat is natural. We forget that we are born human and physically can't be perfect. We forget that God doesn't make us out of plastic and silicone. We forget to be flawed. — Skye Townsend

It's always nerve-racking to take off your clothes on film. But doing it with a woman felt safer than with a man. You know you can say, 'Don't grab me there: That's where my cellulite is'! — Naomi Watts

I have been using the Lipo Target Massager (not every day) and the Detox Oil. Recently my husband noticed that the cellulite on my thighs had decreased. For a man to notice anything there has to be quite a big difference - so it works really well. — Charmaine

I identify myself as an actor, because I feel like you don't go to the doctress, you go to the doctor; it doesn't matter what the gender is. I think actresses worry about eyelashes and cellulite, and women who are actors worry about the characters we are playing. A separate category is another way of making us a special-interest group. — Alfre Woodard

That's when it struck me: how gorgeous we all were, even with cellulite (saw a lot of that) and stretch marks, scars and tattoos. Let me just say this, not single body was perfect, not even the fittest of women there. — Justina Chen

It's wrong to believe that you need a certain physical body type to run. All body types can run. It's not about your legs, muscles, or cellulite. It's not about the physical side of things. If you train your brain, your body will follow. It's that simple. The hard part isn't getting your body in shape. The hard part is getting your mind in shape. — Amby Burfoot

Be willing to share all of who you are. So many of us want a partner, but we're not willing to show all of us. That's why we have a weave, we're wearing Spanx and everything is 'fine.' If you're not willing to let your partner see your cellulite or know your biggest fears, then you aren't really ready to share yourself. — Iyanla Vanzant

What concerns me is that the Independent is going, and there are job cuts at the Guardian, but the wretched Daily Mail is still rampant, making lots of money by millions of people clicking on pictures of cellulited women. I think that's sad. — Alastair Campbell

If you open up a magazine and there's a photograph of you with a giant red circle around your thigh, like, look at this cellulite, any person - I don't care what you do - would be mortified. It's no wonder people get crazy about it. — Scarlett Johansson

If you're not willing to let your partner see your cellulite or know your biggest fears, then you aren't really ready to share yourself. — Iyanla Vanzant

There are machines that can get rid of your cellulite, so I want to do that. And my friend has just had a machine that has worked on her neck and tightened the elasticity of the skin. You just need a day off work afterwards, so I'm thinking, why not? — Carol Vorderman

We wanted to have in Lotus Eaters something that looks really beautiful on the outside but is not necessarily on the inside. There's a lot of superficial references. I remember we were looking at Helmut Newton's photographs - they just look so glossy and beautiful, but you look closely and you can see the cellulite. — Alexandra McGuinness

No one is putting comic book writers on the cover of Entertainment Weekly or Vanity Fair. No one cares whether we have cellulite. There are no paparazzi hiding in the bushes of our front yards. Even the wealthiest among us make very little compared to any c-list star. Even the biggest stars in the comics are completely unknown to anyone who doesn't read them. — John Rozum

Like cellulite creams or hair-loss tonics, capital punishment is one of those panaceas that isn't. Only it costs a whole lot more. — Anna Quindlen

A friend is someone you can call in the middle of the night when your man is gone, or you wish he would go, or you suspect your cellulite is winning - or even just to prove to yourself that there is someone you can call in the middle of the night. — Anne Beatts

If I could have a Barbie body, which has no cellulite, I totally would. I would like to have a flatter stomach, but that won't happen either. That is never going to happen. No matter how much weight I lose, my stomach, below the belly button, always pooches out. — Holly Madison

I have cellulite - and had it even when I was at my absolute thinnest. I'm never not going to have cellulite. People need to just accept that it's there and maybe dress accordingly or use body makeup to cope with it. — Holly Madison

Fortunately I am not the first person to tell you that you will never die. You simply lose your body. You will be the same except you won't have to worry about rent or mortgages or fashionable clothes. You will be released from sexual obsessions. You will not have drug addictions. You will not need alcohol. You will not have to worry about cellulite or cigarettes or cancer or AIDS or venereal disease. You will be free. — Cookie Mueller

I don't always have the stomach muscles I have, and I get cellulite as well like everyone else. — Elisabetta Canalis

I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and make change, and nobody could abuse me, and where they'd even expect me to be fat. Every flab roll and cellulite crinkle would serve as testimony to the excellence of my baked goods — Jennifer Weiner

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto. — Nick Hornby

she never showed girly weaknesses like cellulite or crushes. she never lingered on injustices committed against her. — Ann Brashares

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