It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
— Dave Barry

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Steven Wright cholesterol quote

Our children are obese, either have or being threatened by diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and not socially adjusting properly to others because of a lack of fitness.
— Richard Simmons

Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.
— Allan Sherman

Recent studies have revealed that children 8-10 years old are being diagnosed with Type II diabetes, high cholesterol, and high blood pressure at an alarming rate.
— cholesterol quotation by Lee Haney