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  1. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.


  2. Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.


  3. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.


  4. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.


  5. A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.


  6. I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.


  7. Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.


  8. Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.


  9. You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even poverty - you can survive it.


  10. You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

    • humor

  11. Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.


  12. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

    • advice

  13. Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.


  14. Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.


  15. There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.


  16. The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

    • parenting

  17. The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.


  18. No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

    • parenting

  19. I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.


  20. Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.


  21. The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.


  22. Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.


  23. If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.


  24. Father...knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

    • father

  25. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

    • humor

  26. My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.


  27. Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

    • children

  28. I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

    • children

  29. Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.


  30. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

    • success

  31. The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.


  32. Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.


  33. The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

    • future

  34. Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.


  35. There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

    • humor

  36. As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."


  37. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.


  38. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

    • funny

  39. Gray hair is God's graffiti.


  40. I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler whose son now says,

    • age

  41. That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

    • marriage

  42. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

    • funny

  43. And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

    • humor

  44. In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

    • success

  45. When you become senile, you won't know it.


  46. That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.


  47. The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

    • childhood


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    I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


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    Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.


  3. Picture quote by Bill Cosby about success

    In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear for failure.


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About Bill Cosby

Name Bill Cosby
About American comedian, actor, television producer, activist, and luminary. A veteran stand-up performer,
Quotes 47 quotes
Nationality American
Profession Comedian
Birthday October 16
Top topics humor, parenting, children, funny, success

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