You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
— Jack London

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Groucho Marx club quote

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.
— Al Capp

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
— Lou Holtz

You can't not have feelings about country clubs, whichever side you're on.
— club quotation by Harold Ramis