You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.— Joe Biden
Unique Donuts quotations
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person.
I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll.
The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason.
They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action. "What does Blackjack want?" she asked. "Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.
It don't care whether I'm good enough.
It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.
They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.
Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not.
This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know how sweet and how good a donut is... meditation is like that. Transcendental Meditation gives an experience much sweeter than the sweetness of this donut.
Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.
I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?
As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole.
If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.
Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.
I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
I'm high off the indo creepin' with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut.
I've recently noticed "as if for the first time" that when people pray they always look "upward" - i.e. perpendicular to whatever place they're standing - or kneeling or groveling. I deduce that they conceive of their "god" as topologically isomorphic to a huge donut, about a thousand miles wider than Earth.
That's my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.
If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.
It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd love for our leaders to adopt sensible policies that would reduce the tail risks so that I could sell our gold, one nice thing about gold is that it doesn't even have quarterly conference calls.
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian.
More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
The meeting was like a war council with donuts.
Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home.
If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?
I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.
It's why we oppose Citizens United from that right-wing Supreme Court.
In 2012, I also said the Tea Party "acted like terrorists" and called a donut shop manager in Milwaukee who wanted lower taxes a "smartass." And I said the number one issue is a three-letter word, J-O-B-S." I'm proud of who I am.