153 Ice Cream Quotes To Inspire You

Following is our list of ice cream quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about night ice cream.

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The Most Famous Ice Cream Quotes (Best in 2024)

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When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. — Snoop Dogg

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder

It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them. — Timothy Olyphant

The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. — Ray Manzarek

Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time. — Kate Smith

If you want to teach your kids about taxes, eat 38% of their ice cream. — Jordan Belfort

If you are metabolically healthy, you should be able to handle anything - fasting, keto periods, or even an ice cream binge! — Tommy Wood

While I do not have a sweet tooth, I am a fan of the dark chocolate ice cream at Baskin Robbins. — Gad Saad

I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion- keep you from eating, which I liked to do. — Septima Poinsette Clark

Am I eating chicken or tuna? — Jessica Simpson

Short Ice Cream Quotes

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  • Without weird people in this world, life is gonna be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles. — Ryan Higa
  • You are an inmate who is not locked up if your eating ice cream with a fork. — Theo Von
  • I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows. — Mariah Carey
  • Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. — Voltaire
  • My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream. — Sanya Richards-Ross
  • I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. — Brian Regan
  • I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. — Susanna Kaysen
  • Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. — Don Kardong
  • I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise. — Tom Waits
  • Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream — Mike Birbiglia

Ice Cream Image Quotes

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Ice cream quote by Voltaire

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. — Voltaire

Ice cream quote by Susanna Kaysen

I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor. — Susanna Kaysen

Night Ice Cream Quotes

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On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache. — Eric Carle

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free. — Will Durst

If anything’s going on in our lives, we have each other. One time, I was having a bad day, and I called Chris Colfer. He came over with a pint of ice cream and Madea Goes to Jail, and it was, like, the best night of my life. — Lea Michele

I am angry that I starved my brain and that I sat shivering in my bed at night instead of dancing or reading poetry or eating ice cream or kissing a boy. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Having day dreams, tonguing you down with, uh, vanilla ice cream. Kissing on your thigh in the moon light, searching your body with my tongue girl all night. — LL Cool J

Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious! — Jon Stewart

A good night's sleep, or a ten-minute brawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine. — Ray Bradbury

I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don't trust myself with it at night. I'd be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge. — Brigid Berlin

I should probably confess that ice cream is my favorite food, and I eat it every night. When I go grocery shopping, I try to buy a new flavor, rather than reverting back to a favorite flavor. I'm on a mission to taste every flavor of ice cream out there! — Becca Fitzpatrick

Eating Ice Cream Quotes

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The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions. — Marguerite Moreau

For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other. — Claes Oldenburg

Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. — Thornton Wilder

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. — Joe Torre

Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream. — Steven Wright

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in. — Dylan Lauren

There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate. — John Tomac

Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it's more than just food. So I think when you combine caring, and eating wonderful food, it's a very powerful combination. — Jerry Greenfield

I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! — Brandi Chastain

Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple ice creams, especially vanilla. One should have fun when one eats, but it should also be seriously good. — Jeffrey Steingarten

Ice Cream Cones Quotes

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No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg. — Frederica Mathewes-Green

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. — Claes Oldenburg

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!? — Billie Joe Armstrong

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone. — Ron Luciano

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good. — Vic Braden

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz

I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. — Alice Cooper

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. — Jim Fiebig

We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs. — Jean-Dominique Bauby

Chocolate Ice Cream Quotes

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I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am. — Kunal Nayyar

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles. — George Lindsey

Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life. — Barbara Johnson

I'm tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it's a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that's one thing I do keep in my house - 70% dark chocolate. — Gail Simmons

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.' — Steven Wright

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie. — Homaro Cantu

My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert. — Deborra-Lee Furness

His own government, suing him, that's not Chocolate Sundae! — William H. Gates, Sr.

The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests. — Ally Carter

Ice Cream Sundae Quotes

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Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. — Jimmy Dean

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. — Amy Poehler

Asking me what I think of Oscar (Hammerstein) is like asking me what I think of the Yankees, Man o' War and Strawberry Sundaes. — Billy Rose

In my films, all the great things are put together. It's not like one kind of ice cream but rather a very big Sundae. — George Lucas

I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.' — Jack Kerouac

Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae. — Andy Warhol

You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do. — Lou Albano

Well I took her over to a soda fountain over on Bo's She had an Ice Cream Sundae and a hot cup of Jo She leaned way back just to straighten up her hose Well the ice cream melted and the coffee froze. — Gene Vincent

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something. — Andy Warhol

Vanilla Ice Cream Quotes

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Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality. — Heather King

But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing. — Meg Ryan

Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla. — Tim Tebow

The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear of intellect. — Hal Porter

You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds like vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce. — Skitch Henderson

Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 - two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) — Ally Carter

Being vanilla isn’t going to work. Company of One have to be the pistachio ice cream of their market. — Paul Jarvis

It’s like creating messaging for pistachio ice cream lovers while poking fun at boring vanilla. — Paul Jarvis

A company that isn’t telling a compelling story can devolve into boring and forgettable vanilla ice cream. — Paul Jarvis

Ice-cream Quotes

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If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. — Frank Ocean

When you use defense mechanisms like 'Everything in moderation,' 'You only live once,' and the like, you disguise the fact that over years and decades, those little ice cream outings can add up literally to hundreds of pounds of ingested substances that are toxic to your body. — Mark Sisson

How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself. — Jimmie Johnson

When I was a child and the snow fell, my mother always rushed to the kitchen and made snow ice cream and divinity fudge-egg whites, sugar and pecans, mostly. It was a lark then and I always associate divinity fudge with snowstorms. — Eudora Welty

We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But every coach, when they say that, they say it tongue in cheek, 'Don't worry about winning': If you win I'll get you ice cream, but if you lose I'm going to pout in the car. — Bode Miller

My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie. — Angelo Pellegrini

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake. — Marian Burros

Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. — Fred Durst

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop? — Pauly D

When you write, produce, engineer and mix everything yourself, it tends to take a long time to do anything. And when you're a perfectionist little monster, it makes it even harder. But it's a blast and I wouldn't trade the opportunity for all the ice cream sandwiches in the universe. — Adam Young

Whipped Cream Quotes

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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. — Frank Zappa

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away. — Damon Runyon

Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were licking their fingers with that absorbed inward look that only comes from whipped cream. — Katherine Mansfield

I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream. — Walt Disney

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard

The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top — Sarah Vowell

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night. — Roald Dahl

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly. — Sayings

Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop]. — Scott Mcnealy

Ice Water Quotes

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I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool. — Dean Ambrose

What is wild cannot be bought or sold, borrowed or copied. It is. Unmistakeable, unforgettable, unshamable, elemental as earth and ice, water, fire and air, a quintessence, pure spirit, resolving into no constituents. Don't waste your wildness: it is precious and necessary. — Jay Griffiths

I would always drink iced teas and lemonades and sodas while filming. Now it's only water and coffee. — Joe Gatto

Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. — George R. R. Martin

When one has reached maturity in this art, one will have the formless form. It is like the dissolving or thawing [of] ice into water that can shape itself to any structure. When one has no form, one can be all forms; when one has no style, one can fit in with any style. — Bruce Lee

When it's cold, water freezes into ice; when it's warm, ice melts into water. Similarly, when you are confused, essence freezes into mind; when you are enlightened, mind melts into essence. — Muso Soseki

Once you are present in the Energyfield of Self-discovery, it's like you are a piece of ice in warm water. The warm water is the Self. The ice is the mind. The warm water is not fighting with the ice. The ice can not resist the melting. It is a natural and fatal attraction. — Mooji

Fear cuts deeper than swords. — George R. R. Martin

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? — Lily Tomlin

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. — Franklin P. Jones

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More Ice Cream Quotes

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The longer I live, the more I have the feeling like God looks down, like when you've just bitten into a vanilla ice cream cone, you just get the feeling God's going, 'Yes! He enjoys it, and I made his taste buds and I made vanilla and he's putting it together and he's experiencing what I created him to experience. — Rich Mullins

He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park, sharing a melting ice-cream cone, bicycling along the river, laughing, talking, kissing, a sappy score drowning out the dialogue because the screenwriter had no idea what these two people might say to each other. — Richard Russo

There is a joy in the actual taste of vanilla ice cream that does not come from knowing the chemical formula of vanilla. There is a joy, an inherent aliveness in the body that you can experience if you pay attention to your body. But if you live up in your head, in your words all the time, you don't notice it. — Charles Tart

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