quote by Steven Wright

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

— Steven Wright

Provocative eating ice cream quotes that are about chocolate ice cream

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic.

One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake.

Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a 'real' man

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

My greatest beauty secret is being happy with myself.

I don't use special creams or treatments - I'll use a little bit of everything. It's a mistake to think you are what you put on yourself. I believe that a lot of how you look is to do with how you feel about yourself and your life. Happiness is the greatest beauty secret.

It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.

Beauty does not come with creams and lotions.

God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or chagnes is determined by our thoughts and deeds.

The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free.

All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken.

Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream.

The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.

The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise.

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

I never felt that getting angry would do you any good other than hurt your own digestion- keep you from eating, which I liked to do.

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

I dabbled in things like Howlin' Wolf, Cream and Led Zeppelin, but when I heard Son House and Robert Johnson, it blew my mind. It was something I'd been missing my whole life. That music made me discard everything else and just get down to the soul and honesty of the blues.

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were licking their fingers with that absorbed inward look that only comes from whipped cream.

My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me.

My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.

Ice cream - Ice cream (derived from earlier iced cream or cream ice) is a sweetened frozen food typically eaten as a snack or dessert. It may be made from dairy milk

Cream (disambiguation) - Cream is a dairy product. Cream may also refer to: Cream (band), 1960s British rock supergroup Cream (Japanese group), Japanese hip hop group Cream (rapper)

Cream (band) - Cream were a British rock band formed in London in 1966. The group consisted of bassist Jack Bruce, guitarist Eric Clapton, and drummer Ginger Baker.

Cream cheese - Cream cheese is a soft, usually mild-tasting fresh cheese made from milk and cream. Stabilizers such as carob bean gum and carrageenan are typically added

Clotted cream - cream (Cornish: dehen molys, sometimes called scalded, clouted, Devonshire or Cornish cream) is a thick cream made by indirectly heating full-cream cow's

Cream tea - A cream tea (also known as a Devon cream tea, Devonshire tea, or Cornish cream tea) is a form of afternoon tea light meal, consisting of tea taken with

Sour cream - Sour cream (in North American English, Australian English and New Zealand English) or soured cream (British English) is a dairy product obtained by fermenting

Whipped cream - Whipped cream is cream that is whipped by a whisk or mixer until it is light and fluffy, or by the expansion of dissolved gas, forming a colloid. It is

Irish cream - Irish cream is a cream liqueur based on Irish whiskey, cream and other flavourings. It typically has an ABV (alcohol by volume) level of 15 to 20% and

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me.

No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche.

She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face.

Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor.

But you have such dimples," said Anne, smiling affectionately into the pretty, vivacious face so near her own. "Lovely dimples, like little dents in cream. I have given up all hope of dimples. My dimple-dream will never come true; but so many of my dreams have that I mustn't complain. Am I all ready now?

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself.

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