All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
— Lewis Black

candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
Ogden Nash candy quote

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Parents shouldn't assume children are made out of sugar candy and will break and collapse instantly. Kids don't. We do.
— Maurice Sendak

People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records.
— Trace Adkins

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
— candy quotation by Mitch Hedberg