James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
— Will Ferrell

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening elf quote

Drab Habitation of Whom? Tabernacle or Tomb -- or Dome of Worm -- or Porch of Gnome -- or some Elf's Catacomb?
— Emily Dickinson

Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's happiest when he forgets himself.
— Cyril Tourneur

I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already.
— elf quotation by Orlando Bloom