quote by Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Instructive Falling Leaves quotations

Falling leaves quote The pain will leave once it has finished teaching you.

The pain will leave once it has finished teaching you.

The only constant you have from Point A, your birth to Point B, your death is you. There is no point in changing who you are to appease others when they're gonna leave your life. LOVE YOURSELF because you're the only one who's stuck with yourself. Fall in love with who you are and if anybody wants to join in on that. More Power to them.

Even if death were to fall upon you today like lightning, you must be ready to die without sadness and regret, without any residue of clinging for what is left behind. Remaining in the recognition of the absolute view, you should leave this life like an eagle soaring up into the blue sky.

Falling leaves quote Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose.

Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose.

While cares will drop off like autumn leaves.

It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.

Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.

Falling leaves quote Love her but leave her wild.

Love her but leave her wild.

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The law of honor: Go along only on the paths of honor.

Fight, and never be a coward. Leave the path of infamy to others. Better to fall in an honorable fight than win by infamy.

The winter will be short, the summer long, The autumn amber-hued, sunny and hot, Tasting of cider and of scuppernong; All seasons sweet, but autumn best of all. The squirrels in their silver fur will fall Like falling leaves, like fruit, before your shot.

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.

Falling leaves quote You must be willing to leave the life that you planned in order to find the one

You must be willing to leave the life that you planned in order to find the one waiting for you.

The falling leaves drift by the window The autumn leaves of red and gold.

... I see your lips, the summer kisses The sunburned hands, I used to hold Since you went away, the days grow long And soon I'll hear ol' winter's song. But I miss you most of all my darling, When autumn leaves start to fall.

Watch out for intellect, because it knows so much it knows nothing and leaves you hanging upside down, mouthing knowledge as your heart falls out of your mouth.

My way of life Is fall'n into the sear and yellow leaf.

Falling leaves quote Our greatest glory is not in never failling but in rising every time we fall.

Our greatest glory is not in never failling but in rising every time we fall.

What visionary tints the year puts on, When falling leaves falter through motionless air Or numbly cling and shiver to be gone! How shimmer the low flats and pastures bare, As with her nectar Hebe Autumn fills The bowl between me and those distant hills, And smiles and shakes abroad her misty, tremulous hair!

Listen! the wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves, we have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!

Being a creator of a song I get to take all these broken fragments of failure and chaos and weave together something beautiful and meaningful. Decay. Death. Pain. Fall. And if God is a songwriter then these fallen leaves of mine can be redeemed

Falling leaves quote The mission of your life should be to leave a better world behind than what you

The mission of your life should be to leave a better world behind than what you inherited.

In the entire circle of the year there are no days so delightful as those of a fine October, when the trees are bare to the mild heavens, and the red leaves bestrew the road, and you can feel the breath of winter, morning and evening - no days so calm, so tenderly solemn, and with such a reverent meekness in the air.

No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds - November!

Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place, and I can picture it after all these days.

Falling leaves quote Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked sou

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.

Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.

And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall there with a sigh.

Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.

the lesson of the falling leaves the leaves believe such letting go is love such love is faith such faith is grace such grace is god i agree with the leaves

Falling leaves quote Never speak from a place of hate, jealousy, anger or insecurity. Evaluate your w

Never speak from a place of hate, jealousy, anger or insecurity. Evaluate your words before you let them leave your lips. Sometimes it's best to be quiet.

When a woman is fit and healthy, everything else falls into place.

We are conditioned to put others first, that 'burnt chop syndrome' we observed in our mothers. It takes discipline to pay attention to our diets, to exercise, to leave time for refreshment of mind, body and spirit.

Words are like eggs dropped from great heights;

you can no more call them back than ignore the mess they leave when they fall.

Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods and day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.

Falling leaves quote One small crack does not mean you are broken, it means that you were put to the

One small crack does not mean you are broken, it means that you were put to the test and you didn't fall apart.

Love is like the little red toy wagon you get for your Christmas or your sixth birthday. It makes you deliriously happy and you just can't leave it alone. But sooner or later the wheels come off. Then you leave it in a corner and forget it. Falling in love is great. Being in love is a disaster

Spring is beautiful, and summer is perfect for vacations, but autumn brings a longing to get away from the unreal things of life, out into the forest at night with a campfire and the rustling leaves.

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it.

Falling leaves quote Falling in love is easy but staying in love is very special.

Falling in love is easy but staying in love is very special.

Now, if the book of Genesis is an allegory, then sin is an allegory, the Fall is an allegory and the need for a Savior is an allegory - but if we are all descendants of an allegory, where does that leave us? It destroys the foundation of all Christian doctrine-it destroys the foundation of the gospel.

My whole life has been spent walking by the side of a bottomless chasm, jumping from stone to stone. Sometimes I try to leave my narrow path and join the swirling mainstream of life, but I always find myself drawn inexorably back towards the chasm's edge, and there I shall walk until the day I finally fall into the abyss.

In the entire circle of the year there are no days so delightful as those of a fine October.

Falling leaves quote You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and by falling ov

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and by falling over.

There are days I drop words of comfort on myself like falling leaves and remember that it is enough to be taken care of by myself.

The one red leaf, the last of its clan, That dances as often as dance it can, Hanging so light, and hanging so high, On the topmost twig that looks up at the sky.

Love is tested in so many ways. How do I articulate this? Two people are together. There are stakes, strife, struggles, all these things that make us fall for someone, love someone even more, leave someone.

If I were you I'd promise to live life for all it's worth, take all you've been given and leave your mark upon this Earth. Trust your heart to show you everything you need...and if you were you, I'd fall in love with me.

Part of you died each year when the leaves fell from the trees and their branches were bare against the wind and the cold, wintry light.

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