In my room as a kid... I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the floor and come back to win.
— Dustin Hoffman

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers floor quote

Opportunity dances with those who are ready on the dance floor.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
— Betty Friedan

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
— floor quotation by Ogden Nash