Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!— Martin Luther
Simplistic Great Drinking quotations
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat.
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!
Silence is a source of great strength.
Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it.
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking.
It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events.Small minds discuss people.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things .
. . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were.
After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.
Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.
Failure is a great teacher, and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
I have never seen a river that I could not love.
Moving water... has a fascinating vitality. It has power and grace and associations. It has a thousand colors and a thousand shapes, yet it follows laws so definite that the tiniest streamlet is an exact replica of a great river.
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
To a great mind, nothing is little.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Getting an education at MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
You need a little bit of insanity to do great things.
Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a million dots at the time.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Acknowledge all of your small victories. They will eventually add up to something great.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Average people have great ideas. Legends have great execution.
Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.
The older I get, the better I was.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby.
.. the great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people - I think I am innately lazy.
Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to where ever time washes away to.