42 Hunchback Quotes

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Famous Hunchback Quotes

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh! — William Shakespeare

My torso is short, but my arms are really long and gangly and my legs and my neck, and my feet and hands are really long, and I look like a duck. — Cyndi Lauper

Bowed by the weight of centuries he leans upon his hoe and gazes on the ground, the emptiness of ages in his face, and on his back the burden of the world. — Edwin Markham

Worry is an old man with bended head, carrying a load of feathers which he thinks are lead. — Corrie Ten Boom

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester? — Jim Norton

Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. - Erin Hunter

Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. — Erin Hunter

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself. — Robert Burton

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up — Paul Keating

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers. — Jamie Lee Curtis

He who stands on tiptoe does not stand firm. — Lao Tzu

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large. — Ryan Ross

I have a rare body type. I have the rib cage of a large cat and the heart of a lesbian. — Theo Von

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie

If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow. — Chinese Proverbs

Short Hunchback Quotes

  • For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable. — Bill Kelly
  • My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked. — Henny Youngman
  • In a world of hunchbacks, a fine figure becomes a monstrosity. — Honore de Balzac
  • If Jesus had been a hunchback, they could hardly have nailed him to the cross. — Gunter Grass
  • Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It's a thing you don't see nowadays. — Neil Gaiman
  • You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked. — Steven Morrissey

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More Hunchback Quotes

Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. — William Goldman

I don't know what my appeal is. I can see I've got blue eyes and don't look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame but I can't understand the fuss. — Rutger Hauer

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing! — James St. James

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. — Louise Rennison

Be With Me In The Phases Of My Work Because My Brain Feels Like It Has Been Whipped And I Yearn To Make A Small Perfect Thing Which Will Live In Your Morning Like Curious Static Through A President's Elegy Or A Nude Hunchback Acquiring A Tan On The Crowded Oily Beach. — Leonard Cohen

For Hunchback, we needed this live, gigantic choir. So we went to London and said, This is Disney! I need singers who can sing high D's, hold them for 18 seconds, and do it 60 times! — David Friedman

All of us, no matter how we look born into this world, feel something like the Hunchback. It doesn't matter if you have a beautiful face or not. — Ray Bradbury

If the producer doesn't like you, consequently he reads the script with a very negative view. But I wouldn't preoccupy myself with that, I don't give a damn. You can be a hunchback and a dwarf and whatall. — Rod Serling

You can be a hunchback and a dwarf and what-all. If you write beautifully, you can write beautifully. — Rod Serling

The Saints come, as human as a mouth, with a bag of God in their backs, like a hunchback, they come, they come marching in. — Anne Sexton

. . . until the curtain was rung down on the last act of the drama (and it might have no last act!) he wished the intellectual cripples and the moral hunchbacks not to be jeered at; perhaps they might turn out to be the heroes of the play. — George Santayana

Bjorn Borg looks like a hunchbacked, jut-bottomed version of Lizabeth Scott, impersonating a bearded Apache princess. — Clive James

See?" Fezzik pointed then. Far down, at the very bottom of the mountain path, the man in black could be seen running. "Inigo is beaten." Inconceivable!" exploded the Sicilian. Fezzik never dared disagree with the hunchback. "I'm so stupid," Fezzik nodded. "Inigo has not lost to the man in black, he has defeated him. And to prove it he has put on all the man in black's clothes and masks and hoods and boots and gained eighty pounds. — William Goldman

I ate them like salad, books were my sandwich for lunch, my tiffin and dinner and midnight munch. I tore out the pages, ate them with salt, doused them with relish, gnawed on the bindings, turned the chapters with my tongue! Books by the dozen, the score and the billion. I carried so many home I was hunchbacked for years. Philosophy, art history, politics, social science, the poem, the essay, the grandiose play, you name 'em, I ate 'em. — Ray Bradbury

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