To insure good health: Eat lightly, breathe deeply, live moderately, cultivate cheerfulness, and maintain an interest in life.
— William Londen

I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality.
James Joyce insurance quote

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
— Woody Allen

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.
— Ronald Reagan

Issuing an insurance policy against abduction by aliens seems a pretty safe bet.
— insurance quotation by Stephen Hawking