48 Kilt Quotes

Following is our list of the most famous kilt quotations and slogans. We've compiled this selection of inspirational kilt quotes. Hopefully, these kilt quotes will keep you motivated not only during hard times but to expand your kilt knowledge!

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Famous Kilt Quotes

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. — Spike Milligan

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky - R. H. Bruce Lockhart

There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky — R. H. Bruce Lockhart

We had the skirts with the slits up the side, sort of tough, sort of Spanish Harlem cool, but sweet too. — Ronnie Spector

Nowhere beats the heart so kindly as beneath the tartan plaid! — William Edmondstoune Aytoun

Damn to him who ever lived to wear a Halter! — Bartholomew Roberts

Fresh dress, like a million bucks, Put on the bally shoes and the fly green socks — Slick Rick

Stirling, like a huge brooch, clasps Highlands and Lowlands together. — Alexander Smith

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer. — Emo Philips

Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. - Ben Jonson

Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. — Ben Jonson

Dress suitably in short skirts and sitting boots, leave your jewels and gold wands in the bank, and buy a revolver. — Constance Markievicz

It’s time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress. — Monica Lewinsky

Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance. - Rick Kaplan

Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance. — Rick Kaplan

I've always worn a lot of Ralph Lauren, and plaid shirts in general have been a signature piece for me. With plaid, you can look super-relaxed or you can look a bit dressed up. — Avicii

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding

Royalty is a fine burial shroud. — Theodora

Short Kilt Quotes

  • KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland. — Ambrose Bierce
  • If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt. — Marcus Brigstocke
  • I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs. — Samuel L. Jackson
  • I always wanted to dress up like Darth Maul.So I designed my own kilt. — Iman Shumpert
  • I lost the accent years ago, but I'm still very proud to be Scottish, and I love wearing a kilt. — Steve Valentine
  • I designed it, the tailors wanted the kilt as a high joint but I wanted mine low like a Jedi. — Iman Shumpert

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More Kilt Quotes

Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can wear some of the weirdest things and be cool. If you believe in it, that's what makes it cool. — Andre Benjamin

If Freud had worn a kilt in the prescribed Highland manner he might have had a very different attitude to genitals. — Woodrow Wilson

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean... nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean. — Rick Riordan

Jon Davis was a fan and came out on stage with us somewhere in the Midwest and came out in a Suicide Silence shirt and a kilt and did his thing. — Mitch Lucker

Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's. — Billy Connolly

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts — Margaret Thatcher

I love attention, I'm very honest about it ... [but] if I wanna wear a pink dress or a lace dress or a kilt of whatever, it's like I'm not solely doing it for attention, I'm doing it first for myself because it gives me pleasure. — Marc Jacobs

The orb came about because I wanted to do this kitsch sweater for Prince Charles when he went hunting and fishing with his kilt on. — Vivienne Westwood

People are going to wonder why you're trying to be different; it's just a natural instinct. If I was to walk down the street in a kilt, then dudes would wonder why I'm doing that, they'd think I was different or gay. It's natural for people to point fingers. That's my whole reason for trying to switch things up; don't judge a book by it's cover. — Kid Cudi

He's wearing boots, a kilt, and a long-sleeve tee. No coat, even though it's December. Beautiful people don't need coats. They've got their auras to keep them warm. — Jennifer Donnelly

Stark looked strong and healthy and totally gorgeous. I was distracting myself by wondering what exactly Scottish guys did, or didn't, wear under those kilts when he turned to face me. His smile lit up his eyes. "I can practically hear you thinking. — P. C. Cast

And if you listen to Irish music, they say that kilts came from the middle east. So really I'm an Arab. If you listen to the way someone like Sinead O'Connor sang. It could be Muslim. You know that angst that sort of ****. That wail. I think it's in our genes. I think certain stuff is in our genes, like nobody can dance like a black guy. It's in their genes. So we don't have oil, but we have poetry. — Gavin Friday

Scotsmen, she had occasion to observe, often did have nice knees. Perhaps that was why they insisted upon kilts. — Gail Carriger

The glow dies down, and she's standing at the end of my bed--the one who's been following me around leaving feather messages. I take in the torn fishnets, plaid mini-kilt, shiny, riveted breastplate with leather straps at the sides and a worn Great Temolo decal near the left shoulder. Her wings are a crazy black-and-white-checkered pattern, like they've been spray-painted at a body shop to look like hipster sneakers. — Libba Bray

Whenever anyone says I've taught them things by me being myself, I'm always like, 'Really? I just thought that was like, Wednesday for me. I was just wearing a kilt and a sleeveless top in a Rotary Club, it wasn't that big of a deal.' — Jonathan Van Ness

Performers always come back from the Edinburgh festival with adventure stories. Watts told a few: meeting a young kilt maker who spent a year in a madhouse after eating too much LSD, and accompanying Seattle actor and musician Michael McQuilken (of Collaborator Productions) to the hospital after a Frisbee accident. He reached up to catch it and cut his hand on a sign, .. He had to get a few stitches, but I think he can still play. — Reggie Watts

We will maintain heading until he's committed, then I want a hardskew-turn to starboard. As hard as you can make it, Chief. I want our starboard broadside on him as he passes below us, and then I want to cut down across his stern and stick it right up his kilt. Clear? (Honor Harrington) — David Weber

The idea of Kanye and vanity are like, synonymous. But I've put myself in a lot of places where a vain person wouldn't put themselves in. Like what's vanity about wearing a kilt? — Kanye West

Ever since her trip with Alexia to Scotland, Mrs. Tunstell had rather a taste for foreign travel. Alexia blamed it on the kilts. — Gail Carriger

The rest of the journey passed uneventfully, if you consider it uneventful to ride fifteen miles on horseback through rough country at night, frequently without benefit of roads, in company with kilted men armed to the teeth, and sharing a horse with a wounded man. At least we were not set upon by highwaymen, we encountered no wild beasts, and it didn't rain. By the standards I was becoming used to, it was quite dull. — Diana Gabaldon

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