42+ Marcus Brigstocke Quotes On Education, Culture And Trent

Marcus Brigstocke is a British comedian, actor and writer. He is best known for his appearances on various BBC radio and television shows such as The Now Show, Have I Got News For You and Mock The Week. He is also a regular on the stand-up comedy circuit, performing in venues across the UK and abroad. Following is our collection on famous quotes by Marcus Brigstocke on education, leadership, life.

Top 10 Marcus Brigstocke Quotes

1. I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.
2. If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.
3. I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.
4. I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.
5. I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.
6. I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.
7. No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.
8. Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.
9. If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
10. And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

Marcus Brigstocke Short Quotes

• The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.
• Britain is obsessed with political correctness.
• I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.
• I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.
• If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.
• My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.
• You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.
• I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.
• Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!
• Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

Marcus Brigstocke Famous Quotes And Sayings

I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city in its own right, is walkable, within sight of the sea and mountains - and was too far north for the Luftwaffe to have done any damage, hence the spectacularly beautiful architecture. — Marcus Brigstocke

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much. — Marcus Brigstocke

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.' — Marcus Brigstocke

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood. — Marcus Brigstocke

The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid. — Marcus Brigstocke

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue. — Marcus Brigstocke

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them. — Marcus Brigstocke

I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices, so he booked a gig for me without telling me. I only had four days to write it. I did a seven-minute set; the first four minutes were terrible, but the last two were amazing. — Marcus Brigstocke

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling. — Marcus Brigstocke

To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it! — Marcus Brigstocke

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic. — Marcus Brigstocke

Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important. — Marcus Brigstocke

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy. — Marcus Brigstocke

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are. — Marcus Brigstocke

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man. — Marcus Brigstocke

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck. — Marcus Brigstocke

This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing, really. But do you think that when you're done smashing up the world and blowing each other to bits and demanding special privileges while you're at it... do you think the rest of us could have our planet back? — Marcus Brigstocke

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull. — Marcus Brigstocke

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports. — Marcus Brigstocke

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling. — Marcus Brigstocke

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock. — Marcus Brigstocke

There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone. — Marcus Brigstocke

Life Lessons by Marcus Brigstocke

1. Marcus Brigstocke teaches us to use humour to make difficult topics more accessible, and to challenge the status quo.
2. He also encourages us to think critically about the world around us and to use comedy to explore and express our own opinions.
3. Finally, he shows us the power of using comedy to bring people together and to create a more tolerant and understanding society.