quote by Jack Welch

I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I'm pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to light up.

— Jack Welch

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Light bulb quote To trust God in the light is nothing, but to trust him in the dark, that is fait

To trust God in the light is nothing, but to trust him in the dark, that is faith.

The world, although well-lighted with fluorescents and incandescent bulbs and neon, is still full of odd dark corners and unsettling nooks and crannies.

It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it.

I thought half my head was blowed off...When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.

Light bulb quote If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining.

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining.

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.

I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps.

Light bulb quote I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for

I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.

When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant.

I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb.

So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren't thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren't putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home.

Light bulb quote A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

We live technologically, with man as the master of nature, man as the engineer, and let anyone who raises his voice against it stop using bridges not built by nature.... No electric light bulbs, no engines, no atomic energy, no calculating machines, no anaesthetics-back to the jungle.

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver.

And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President.

Light bulb quote If light is in your heart, you will find your way home.

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home.

History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.

Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil.

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you’ll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you’ll be dead.

I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.

Light bulb quote There is a crack, a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

There is a crack, a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

Most people give off as much heat as a 100 watt bulb, but not as much light.

I'm pretty much your average, energy-saving-light-bulbs-recycling citizen.

The space shuttle was often used as an example of why you shouldn't even attempt to make something reusable. But one failed experiment does not invalidate the greater goal. If that was the case, we'd never have had the light bulb.

Light bulb quote If you want to give light to others you habe to glow yourself.

If you want to give light to others you habe to glow yourself.

Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate.

We didn't just pick a standard out of the air, or look for a catchy sounding standard like 25 by 2025 not based in science or feasibility. Instead, we worked with both industry and environmental groups to come up with a standard that made sense and was doable.

Sometimes I feel like tap-dancing, screeching, unscrewing light bulbs, pulling curtains, combing hair, doing knee bends, handstands and turning somersaults out there.

Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.

Light bulb quote You have to find what a sparks a light in you so that you in your own way can il

You have to find what a sparks a light in you so that you in your own way can illuminate the world.

Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing.

A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often fill your field of vision, mimicking the effects of a room filled with light.

A word of advice: If you get the choice between the upper and lower bunks in a cell, choose the lower. Prisons do not turn off their lights at night, and I spent a sleepless night, without a mattress, with a five-hundred-watt bulb shining directly into my eyes.

Light is good company, when alone; I took my comfort where I found it, and the warmest yellow bulb in the living-room lamp had become a kind of radiant babysitter all its own.

Light bulb quote Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.

Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

There is a light at the end of the tunnel but first you'll have to find the light switch and change the bulb before switching it on yourself. No problem, as targets of bullying are picked on for their competence and abilities.

I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did.

Light bulb quote It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb.

Light bulb quote Escape from the black cloud that surrounds you. Then you will see your own light

Escape from the black cloud that surrounds you. Then you will see your own light as radiant as the full moon.

You can think of individuals as differ­ent light bulbs.

There will be a differences in wattage and in color. There will be differences in shape, but everywhere the current is the same. That current is who you are. You are not the individual bulb. You are the one current in all.

Particles of raw inspiration sleet through the universe all the time.

Every once in a while one of them hits a receptive mind, which then invents DNA or the flute sonata form or a way of making light bulbs wear out in half the time. But most of them miss. Most people go through their lives without being hit by even one.

Change your leaders, not your light bulbs.

[S]uppose you make a hole in an ordinary evacuated electric light bulb and allow the air molecules to pass in at the rate of 1,000,000 a second, the bulb will become full of air in approximately 100,000,000 years.

To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room.

A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as a 40 watt bulb in an expensive one.

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