49 Pickpockets Quotes

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Famous Pickpockets Quotes

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen. - Woody Guthrie

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen. — Woody Guthrie

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. — William Shakespeare

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. — Napoleon Bonaparte

In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers. — Richard Power

The Jews are the master robbers of the modern age. — Napoleon Bonaparte

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. — Mario Puzo

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter. — Dashiell Hammett

Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost and a season passes away unimproved. — George Washington

Hunger makes a thief of any man. - Pearl S. Buck

Hunger makes a thief of any man. — Pearl S. Buck

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - J. H. Oldham

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. — J. H. Oldham

The possessions of the rich are stolen property. - Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

The possessions of the rich are stolen property. — Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

It is when Pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves. — William Bolitho

It is difficult to steal when the boss is a thief. — Icelandic Proverbs

If I was a criminal, stationery stores and bakeries would be the two kinds of places I would concentrate on. — John Turturro

Short Pickpockets Quotes

  • The pickpocket is usually very well dressed and of prepossessing appearance. — Harry Houdini
  • If a pickpocket meets a Holy Man, he will see only His pockets. — Baba Hari Dass
  • There is no moral distinction between the act of a pickpocket and the progressive income tax. — Leonard Read
  • Pickpockets either work alone or in pairs, or what is called a mob. — Harry Houdini
  • If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. — Rodney Dangerfield
  • It is needless to say that women make the most patient as well as the most dangerous pickpockets. — Harry Houdini
  • A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform. — Will Rogers
  • What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. — Sayings
  • A hyperactive stock market is the pickpocket of enterprise. — Warren Buffett
  • She's all over us like maggots on garbage, just because I interfered with one pickpocket yesterday. — Tamora Pierce

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More Pickpockets Quotes

Our whole system of banks is a violation of every honest principle of banks. There is no honest bank but a bank of deposit. A bank that issues paper at interest is a pickpocket or a robber. But the delusion will have its course. ... An aristocracy is growing out of them that will be as fatal as the feudal barons if unchecked in time. — John Adams

[S]tatism is but socialized dishonesty; it is feathering the nests of some with feathers coercively plucked from others - on the grand scale. There is no moral difference between the act of a pickpocket and the progressive income tax or any other social program. — Leonard Read

Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing. — Maureen Johnson

Honor to a Spaniard, no matter how dishonest, is as real a thing as water, wine, or olive oil. There is honor among pickpockets and honor among whores. It is simply that the standards differ. — Ernest Hemingway

The difference between a politician and a pickpocket is that a pickpocket doesn't always get indignant when you tell him to keep his hands to himself. — Joseph Sobran

What’s the best part of being in Hermes cabin? Connor: You are never lonely. I mean seriously, new kids are always coming in. So you always have someone to talk to. Travis: Or prank. Connor: Or pickpocket. One big happy family. — Rick Riordan

We must annex those people. We can afflict them with our wise and beneficent government. We can introduce the novelty of thieves, all the way up from street-car pickpockets to municipal robbers and Government defaulters, and show them how amusing it is to arrest them and try them and then turn them loose -- some for cash and some for political influence. We can make them ashamed of their simple and primitive justice. We can make that little bunch of sleepy islands the hottest corner on earth, and array it in the moral splendor of our high and holy civilization. Annexation is what the poor islanders need. Shall we to men benighted, the lamp of life deny? — Mark Twain

I didn't notice I was being set upon by a pickpocket, which I am glad of, because I like to work only with professionals. — Douglas Adams

Sooner mayest thou trust thy pocket to a pickpocket than give loyal friendship to the man who boasts of eyes to the heart never mounts in dew! Only when man weeps he should be alone, not because tears are weak, but they should be secret. Tears are akin to prayer,--Pharisees parade prayers, imposters parade tears. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

No married woman ever trusts her husband absolutely, nor does she ever act as if she did trust him. Her utmost confidence is as wary as an American pickpocket's confidence that the policeman on the beat will stay bought. — H. L. Mencken

I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to get pickpocketed. And a coat goes over your pockets so it's harder for someone to get their hand in and steal your phone or wallet out of your pocket. It's an unnecessary level of thinking that may lessen the enjoyment you have out of life. — Jon Richardson

People permit life to slide past them like a deft pickpocket, their purse-not yet missed and now too late-in his hand. — Edna Ferber

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from, as pickpockets are observed commonly to walk with their hands in their breeches' pockets. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Don't die on me," she whispered when the clock struck midnight and he still had not moved. "It's only a little shoulder wound. Goddess, George-don't die on me." His eyes flickered open and he smiled. "I didn't know you cared," he whispered. "And why insult me? I won't die for a wee nick like this; I've had worse in my day." Alanna wiped her wet cheeks. "Of course I care, you unprincipled pickpocket!" she whispered. "Of course I care. — Tamora Pierce

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