42 Scooter Quotes

Following is our list of the most famous scooter quotations and slogans. We've compiled this selection of inspirational scooter quotes. Hopefully, these scooter quotes will keep you motivated not only during hard times but to expand your scooter knowledge!

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Famous Scooter Quotes

A motorcycle is an independent thing. — Ryan Hurst

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years. — Victoria Wood

I'm a big bike fan - my homies got Harleys and all kind of choppers - but to be honest I'm scared to ride motorcycles like that. — Gucci Mane

I don't think my moped could outrun a cheetah. — Jonathan Messinger

You know, Scooter's going to do the first separation burn; I'm going to do the second separation burn. — Duane G. Carey

The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. — Iris Murdoch

Free spirited free riders they're on their way but don't know where they're going. — Warren Miller

Life- ride it until the wheels fall off. — Martin Lawrence

I Want To Ride My Bicycle I Want To Ride My Bike I Want To Ride My bicycle I Want To Ride It Where I Like — Freddie Mercury

My father was a motorsports journalist and a motorbike fan. He gave me my motocross bike. — Jacky Ickx

You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime. — Burt Munro

The quieter you ride, the further you'll get. — Russian Proverbs

Don't buy upgrades, ride up grades. — Eddy Merckx

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live. — Mark Twain

Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride
I Got Front Back, And Side To Side - Eazy-E

Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride I Got Front Back, And Side To Side — Eazy-E

Short Scooter Quotes

  • You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter! — Bill Engvall
  • I've done a little bit of TV. I'm doing a little mini-series at the moment called 'Scooter.' — Ben Nicholas
  • What are the crumple zones on scooters? The helmet is the only crumple zone I can think of. — Ratan Tata
  • Tea Party members go to meetings on Medicare scooters. — Ishmael Reed
  • I bought an electric scooter in sixth grade. Bankrupted me. — Zac Efron

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More Scooter Quotes

I’d take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him. His manager Scooter Braun is scared sh-tless. I don’t know what Bieber’s problem is. His career is over in three years anyway. — Peter Mensch

I can't promise we'll ever use you for a hasty getaway," Cole said, "but with a little work, you might be able to race my grandmother-while she's on her scooter. — Gena Showalter

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy. — Jonah Hill

When I signed with Scooter Braun and I decided to go overseas to promote my song, the only concern was how should I communicate with the public and the audience with my language. Scooter and I talked a lot about that: should we translate or not? Finally we didn't, and I think that was a really good decision. — PSY

I can't wait to ride my electric scooter, walk my dog, watch TV, be bored … and I'm gonna put [my Oscar] in my hand and kiss it every night before I go to sleep. — Quvenzhane Wallis

When I was in middle school, I tried to impress this girl by jumping over this ledge on a scooter. I caught the edge of the ledge and totally fell right in front of her. I never talked to her again. So [my advice is], take it easy if you have a school crush! — Kevin Jonas

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. — Mike Myers

My heart's in stage. Making Quadrophenia was exciting because we were riding around on scooters with no crash helmets. But "hurry up and wait" is the anthem of films. Everybody wants you ready, and then you sit doing nothing. — Phil Daniels

We're living in a time period where if a kid is on a plastic scooter that's one inch off the ground, mom and dad think he should have a helmet on. I don't think they should have a helmet on. They should break their leg and have an imagination. Otherwise, we're going to have a nation of accountants. — Ramin Bahrani

So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance to fly it first and hand it over to him. — Duane G. Carey

One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me... to actually take the orbiter first and fly it for maybe 10 or 15 seconds and then hand it on over to Scooter. — Duane G. Carey

And the other thing for the sort of posher kids was a sort of lethal scooter, you know. One of the things that you just push along with your - really heavy, lethal, you know, trap your fingers in and every bit of metal got rusty very quickly. And the girls I seem to remember they had a thing like a broomstick with a horse's head on the top which they sat astride. — Nick Lowe

It is easy to turn a scooter, but not a train with 40 bogeys. This is such a big country, changes are constant and widespread. — Narendra Modi

I don't walk on stage unless I'm playing with a orchestra. But when I play a recital, I'm sort of on a scooter, and I just scoot very quickly on stage, and they're saying, wow, look at this. He's so fast. — Itzhak Perlman

Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are guitars around, and basketballs and footballs and electric bikes and scooters and different people dropping by. — Kevin Nealon

So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw combat in Vietnam, won the bronze star, silver star, the purple heart for being wounded in battle. See, I'm no political expert, but that sounds pretty good next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and dropping the dog. — Jay Leno

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