France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
— Billy Wilder

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon toilet quote

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
— Jay Leno

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.
— Alicia Silverstone

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
— toilet quotation by Billy Wilder