Quotations list about toilet, bathtub and latrine captions for Instagram citing Billy Wilder, Richard M. Nixon and Jay Leno elevator sayings.
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cannot tear the toilet paper.
— Billy Wilder
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
— Richard M. Nixon toilet quote
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
— Jay Leno
Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.
— Alicia Silverstone
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
— toilet quotation by Billy Wilder
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless quest for new taste sensations. Now they are a little like those desperate junkies who have tried every known drug and are finally reduced to mainlining toilet bowl cleanser in an effort to get still higher.
I have been photographing our toilet, that glossy enameled receptacle of extraordinary beauty. Here was every sensuous curve of the human figure divine but minus the imperfections. Never did the Greeks reach a more significant consummation to their culture, and it somehow reminded me, in the glory of its chaste convulsions and in its swelling, sweeping, forward movement of finely progressing contours, of the Victory of Samothrace.
I didn't have to think up so much as a comma or a semicolon;
it was all given, straight from the celestial recording room. Weary, I would beg for a break, an intermission, time enough, let's say, to go to the toilet or take a breath of fresh air on the balcony. Nothing doing!
Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.
There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet -- if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content.
Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as Lover's Lane.
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Mothers born on relief have their babies on relief.
Nothingness, truly, seems to be the condition of these New York people. They are nomads going from one rooming house to another, looking for a toilet that functions.
Forgive me, for those of you who play the lottery - but economists, at least among themselves, refer to the lottery as a stupidity tax, because the odds of getting any payoff by investing your money in a lottery ticket are approximately equivalent to flushing the money directly down the toilet.
We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success.
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself.
I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
Most people in America want an easy read.
I call it McFiction - books which pass right through you without you even digesting them. I don't mean a book that has two-syllable words. I mean chapters you can read in a toilet break. Happy endings. We are more of a TV culture.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing.
There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in.
I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.