110 Top Gear Quotes

Following is our list of top gear quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about gearing up.

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Famous Top Gear Quotes

Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris - they are things of beauty. — Rod Stewart

Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game. - Douglas Adams

Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game. — Douglas Adams

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day. — Sayings

I may be the prat in the hat, that's cool, but I drive an Aston Martin DB5. — Jay Kay

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory. — Jeremy Clarkson

Porsche....there is no substitute — Ferdinand Porsche

A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments. — Mario Andretti

Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough. — Action Bronson

The era of gentleman racing drivers is ended. — Enzo Ferrari

The perfect racing car crosses the finish line first and subsequently falls into its component parts. — Ferdinand Porsche

Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races - Carroll Shelby

Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races — Carroll Shelby

I love to feel a racing car around me, to feel the way it holds me. I love to make it do all that it was built to do, and then a little bit more. — Stirling Moss

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers. - Colin McRae

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers. — Colin McRae

We're far from having too much horsepower...my definition of too much horsepower is when all four wheels are spinning in every gear. — Mark Donohue

Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. — Hunter S. Thompson

Short Top Gear Quotes

  • There's no bigger surprise than to be tooling along at 200 MPH and suddenly get hit from the rear — Darrell Waltrip
  • You don't race cars, you race the rule book — Smokey Yunick
  • The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio. — Stirling Moss
  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. — Barbara Johnson
  • Mr. Bentley - He builds fast trucks. — Ettore Bugatti
  • The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. — Dudley Moore
  • There is never enough horsepower......just not enough traction. — Carroll Shelby
  • Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant. — Carroll Shelby
  • Jeep is America's only real sports car. — Enzo Ferrari
  • The Jeep is the only true American sports car. — Enzo Ferrari

Top Gear Image Quotes

Top gear quote Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tip top if you must, but take the step.

Gear Quotes

Live every day as if the Son of Man were at the door, and gear your thinking to the fleeting moment. Just how can it be redeemed? Walk as if the next step would carry you across the threshold of Heaven. Pray. That saint who advances on his knees never retreats. — Jim Elliot

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. — Jeremy Clarkson

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. — Charles M. Schulz

Top gear quote When you reach the top, keep climbing.
When you reach the top, keep climbing.

It is part of the general pattern of misguided policy that our country is now geared to an arms economy which was bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hysteria and nurtured upon an incessant propaganda of fear. — Douglas MacArthur

There is a lot of work just in terms of traveling and logistics and people and gear and all that kind of stuff. But I never really have problems playing music. That never seems like work. — James Iha

I went to Ft Bragg and learned that Delta was indeed gearing up for the rescue. Still I was concerned the Reagan staff would not be willing to take the risk of sending an official military force into Laos. — Bo Gritz

Top gear quote Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

Absolute atheism starts in an act of faith in reverse gear and is a full-blown religious commitment. Here we have the first internal inconsistency of contemporary atheism: it proclaims that all religion must necessarily vanish away, and it is itself a religious phenomenon. — Jacques Maritain

Sometimes I think no matter how one is born, no matter how one acts, there is something out of gear with one somewhere, and that must be changed. Life at its best is a grand corrective. — Jessie Redmon Fauset

Of course, when you climb, you have to carry your gear and so having a really light-but-strong backpack from Osprey has always been helpful for me. — Nirmal Purja

I started getting more and more active around immigration reform because this was such a waste of lives, such a waste of potential, such a waste for our country not to have the human capital that we developed - geared toward improving our entire society. — Laurene Powell Jobs

Gearing Up Quotes

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up. — Pia Zadora

You can't start motoring up life's road until you get your buns in gear. — Gene Simmons

My mantra is: put your brain into gear and if you can add to what's on the screen then do it, otherwise shut up. — Richie Benaud

Top gear quote The climb is tough, but the view from the top is worth it.
The climb is tough, but the view from the top is worth it.

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car. — Jeremy Clarkson

Big Brother is on the march. A plan to subject all children to mental health screening is underway, and the pharmaceuticals are gearing up for bigger sales of psychotropic drugs. — Phyllis Schlafly

You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear. — Ben Elton

Top gear quote A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.

I'd been gearing up to working in theatre since coming out of drama school, but it was an exciting time for TV drama - it was the birth of Channel 4, and Brookside was very cutting-edge at the time. — Amanda Burton

When I was growing up in the 1960s, there was starting to be more books geared towards young adults. — Alison Bechdel

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. — Jeremy Clarkson

There was a huge, tremendous amount of disabled veterans and the Veteran's Administration just wasn't geared up for it. I know for a fact that it's getting better and better. — R. Lee Ermey

Over The Top Quotes

Success is not easy and I think everyone should know that hard work and perseverance and being open to giving back are so much more powerful than stepping all over people to get to the top. — Misty Copeland

Birds... scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder all over the world in our ears, but sadly we don't speak bird. — Kurt Cobain

Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me — Eva Cassidy

Top gear quote When you help another up a mountain, you are a little nearer to the top yourself.
When you help another up a mountain, you are a little nearer to the top yourself.

Carpe diem. (Seize the day.) — Horace

Unfortunately folks we gotta help the innocents and face the demons that have taken over. We gotta face it. Most of your top government people are child rapists, murdering scum. I've told you everything else, you've seen it come true. It's a pedophile army. — Alex Jones

I would expect, going to Hell, being surrounded by people that look and act like this guy - Sir Jimmy Savile. Obviously psychopathic eyes. If you saw this guy at the playground you would call the police. Just flaming scumbag. Just over the top, out of control, degenerate demon. — Alex Jones

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. - Marlon Brando

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. — Marlon Brando

Luxury must have that over-the-top attitude but be effortless at the same time, that's what feels chic to me. — Stefano Pilati

The only way we can guarantee our continued survival on earth is to recognise the importance of other non human life forms and stop pretending we're on top of some pyramid of domination over other beings. — Rod Coronado

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong. — Mort Sahl

Top Down Quotes

Real change never occurs from the top on down, [but] always from the bottom on up. — Bernie Sanders

There is a great deal of talk about loyalty from the bottom to the top. Loyalty from the top down is even more necessary and much less prevalent. One of the most frequently noted characteristics of great men who have remained great is loyalty to their subordinates. — George S. Patton

If ethics are poor at the top, that behavior is copied down through the organization. — Robert Noyce

Top gear quote Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it

When you reach the top, you should remember to send the elevator back down for the others. — Edith Piaf

Life is a slope. As long as you're going up you're always looking towards the top and you feel happy, but when you reach it, suddenly you can see the road going downhill and death at the end of it all. It's slow going up and quick going down. — Guy de Maupassant

It's easier to go down a hill than up it but the view is much better at the top. — Arnold Bennett

Top gear quote The man on top of the mountain didn't fall there.
The man on top of the mountain didn't fall there.

I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life. — Miranda Kerr

Communication can't always follow the top-down model. With the fluidity of information in business today, leaders need to be masterful listeners; they need to be able to receive as well as send. — Joseph Badaracco

When I'm lost in the rain, In your eyes I know I'll find the light to light my way And when I'm scared, losing ground When my world is going crazy You can turn it all around and when I'm down you're there Pushing me to the top You're always there, giving me all you've got — Christina Aguilera

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. — Mitch Hedberg

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More Top Gear Quotes

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.” — Jeremy Clarkson

Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat. — Richard Hammond

Top gear quote Believe in yourself and back yourself to come out on top. A
Believe in yourself and back yourself to come out on top. A fulfilling career is waiting for those brave enough to find it.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. — Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. — Jeremy Clarkson

Top gear quote If you don't like a rule... just follow it... reach on the t
If you don't like a rule... just follow it... reach on the top... and change the rule.

No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear. Too much power is never enough. — Mark Donohue

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze. — Jeremy Clarkson

The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top of a mountain or in the petals of a flower. To think otherwise is to demean the Buddha - which is to demean oneself. — Robert M. Pirsig

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it. — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time. — Jeremy Clarkson

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all! — Jeremy Clarkson

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? — Jeremy Clarkson

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson

Acting is a sport. On stage you must be ready to move like a tennis player on his toes. Your concentration must be keen, your reflexes sharp; your body and mind are in top gear, the chase is on. Acting is energy. In the theatre people pay to see energy. — Clive Swift

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that. — Richard Hammond

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off. — Jeremy Clarkson

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases. — Jeremy Clarkson

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig. — Richard Hammond

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off! — Jeremy Clarkson

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. — Jeremy Clarkson

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson

Throughout the Arab and Islamic world the feeling is that we are now in top gear for a war of civilizations, a clash of civilizations. Support for the United States is very low and there are no voices within the Muslim world, except for a very few. — Husain Haqqani

The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian. — Jeremy Clarkson

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig. — Jeremy Clarkson

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was. — Jeremy Clarkson

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom — Jeremy Clarkson

Getting an award on Top Gear is better than getting a Grammy. — Jay Kay

Power dressing is combat gear for the trip to the top. — Valerie Steele

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.' — Sayings

It is an experiment worth trying to be alone and to be quiet for a brief period every day. Under city conditions it may be difficult to carry out, but most of us could do it if we tried. At any rate, we should moderate the pace at which we are living. If we remain at high gear, at top pressure, we are bound to suffer from fatigue and strain. — Robert McCracken

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's not being noticed. — Steve Sabol

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. — Jeremy Clarkson

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you? — Jeremy Clarkson

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time. — Jeremy Clarkson

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. — Jeremy Clarkson

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place. — Jeremy Clarkson

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God. — Jeremy Clarkson

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President. — Jeremy Clarkson

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