Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash
Just like cosmetic surgery, teeth whitening is a personal choice. Your dentist shouldn't be the one to bring it up—it should be YOU who brings it up and drives the treatment. — Mark Burhenne
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw
You just sort of let them go for a while, but it was time to have something done to my teeth. I'm glad. It's going to be good. Tom Cruise has braces now, too. I'm right in style. — Faye Dunaway
Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care. — Michael K. Simpson
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. — Johnny Carson
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. — Henny Youngman
Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair — Sammy Gravano
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield
Functional dentistry is less tooth carpentry and more oral systemic connection. — Mark Burhenne
[Before each of numerous portrait sittings:] Now then, with teeth or without? — Queen Elizabeth II
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. — Richard Baxter
Breathing is perhaps the most important aspect for functional dentistry. — Mark Burhenne
Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession. — Benjamin Franklin
Dental Quotes
The oral microbiome is the key to understanding how to prevent & treat dental diseases in the future. Ignoring it could be as detrimental to dentistry as antibiotic resistance is to healthcare! — Mark Burhenne
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. — Bill Vaughan
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? — Frank Zappa
You're a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do, will never forget about you.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley
Work hard in silence, let your success be the noise
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. — Steven Wright
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland
When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to address it. — Bernie Sanders
If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok. — Howie Mandel
Dentist Quotes
I consider mouthwash to be one of the top mistakes made by both dentists and their patients. —
You can't blame a dentist for looking down at the mouth. — Albanian Proverbs
Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist hangs out a gold tooth; but up in the Mountains of New Hampshire, God Almighty has hung out a sign to show that there He makes men. — Daniel Webster
Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
Low-income people, racial or ethnic minorities, pregnant women, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas - they all have a much harder time accessing a dentist than other groups of Americans. — Bernie Sanders
Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out. — Pablo Picasso
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. — Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer
Maybe it won't work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper
A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth. — Daniel Tosh
Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be. — William J. Bernstein
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs
For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. We've all heard the stories. — Kim Campbell
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice
Just do what works for you, because there will always be someone who thinks differently.
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. — Morgan Freeman
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. — Miguel de Cervantes
I got some real rough dental work done not long ago, and my mouth's still numb right here [points to the left side of his chin]. So it kind of messes with my speech a little bit, so don't y'all think that I took too many cos I haven't. — Roy Jones Jr.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. — George D. Prentice
I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed. — Matthew Lesko
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. — Graham Greene
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Breault
We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz
But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. — Lisa Lutz
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. — Frank Zappa
Darla [from Buffy The Vampire Slayer] wasn't Darla in the beginning, by the way. Darla was just Vampire Girl #1. But I just started adding a little bit of glee and joy into everything she did and just relied on the fact that the prosthetic does the work. And then I didn't have to be scary. The prosthetic was scary enough. I just had to smile and show off Darla's really great dental work. — Julie Benz
If in fact the rates go up because the president refuses to budge then he will have to answer for that next year when our economy is not growing. When, unfortunately, people lose their jobs who work at a dental clinic as a medical billing specialist, or the paralegal at a law firm loses their job, or the courier at the law firm loses a job, these are not millionaires and billionaires. — Marco Rubio
I am terribly British. Especially in the eyes of Americans. I drink several gallons of tea a day, I'm often excessively polite and it's only through many years of expensive and painful dental work that I don't have bad teeth. — Rhianna Pratchett
I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father. — John Green
Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to know? Dental records, fingerprints? Retinal scan? (Leta) Urine sample would work. (Aiden) What cup you want me to use? (Leta) Does anything faze you? (Aiden) I fight people for a living. Do you honestly think peeing in a cup is going to frighten me? (Leta) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
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