I don't like a girl on social media, when you have an open inbox, answering questions from dudes left and right, every day. What's the point? It's like having your number all out.— Meek Mill
Craziest Dude quotations
I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
I didn't even know what Chikara was... So I show up at the show, and I'm expecting a normal wrestling show... there's like a f#%ing dude in a dinosaur outfit walking around, and there was a stipulaton that someone would be sent back in time... Not that I disliked it or anything, I was just like, what the hell is going on.
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves." "Wow, dude," Leo muttered, "You been eating red meat?
God's a funky little dude because everyone's looking for Him and no one can find Him.
Everybody has forgotten about showmanship.
People don't look like rock stars any more. They just look like regular dudes off the street.
I fired the ball for the purpose of giving those dudes to understand upon what ground I stood, believing that those of this class who believe that there are no women capable of taking care of themselves when young, would inform their friends that they might be in danger of their lives if they approached me.
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.
I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.
I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.
I always hung around older dudes. I feel like I was more wise and I just had more knowledge of what was going on.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.
' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job.
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
No flip flops for black dudes. I don’t care where you at. Wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach.
It's kind of nice in some ways having an Olympic Trials where I finished second.
You can kind of go in more under the radar facing a 2:03 guy and facing a lot of dudes who are faster than I am, whereas, before Beijing, I had one of the top 10 times in the field, or something like that.
Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually.
I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black.
That question's always been on my mind: 'What are you? Are you this or that? Are you a white dude or are you a black dude?' In a strange way, music and comedy is kind of the same thing. I'm both.They're just different modes of expression.
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches.
Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.
If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."
I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.
Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman
As gang members, as young dudes in the streets, especially in L.
A., we're the effect of a situation. We didn't wake up and create our own mindstate and our environment; we adapted our survival instincts.
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream.
This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
Everyone expects us to be assholes nowadays.
I think we've let them down. We're regular dudes and dorky kids. Success doesn't mean you have to change.
You don't have to either choose to save the world or become a sellout.
I say to people, "Listen dude, how can you save the world if you can't even save yourself? Why don't you try to affect one person's life who's in your life, and that would be historic."
I'm not the 'rappity-rapper' type dude.
All my music is really true. I can't just rap about nothing, just metaphors and putting words together. I can't just smash out material like other guys. I just want my albums to be crazy every time I drop one.
I am a feminist and I am totally pro-choice, but what's funny is when you say that people assume that you are pro-abortion. I don't love abortion but I want women to be able to choose and I don't want white dudes in an office being able to make laws on things like this. I mean what are we going to do - go back to clothes hangers?
To be honest, I was unaware of the huge frat-rap scene that was taking over the blogosphere until I found myself right in the middle of it. But there are really a ton of talented dudes out there doing this, and I'm just having a great time making music and being a part of it all.
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me feel uncomfortable when I skate. Everyone expects me to do certain things.