Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.— John Mulaney
Delicious Excuse Me quotations
Maturity is when you stop complaining and making excuses, and start making changes.
A Catholic may sin and sin as badly as anyone else, but no genuine Catholic ever denies he is a sinner. A Catholic wants his sins forgiven - not excused or sublimated.
You will be wounded many times in your life.
You'll make mistakes. Some people will call them failures but I have learned that failure is really God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." It's just an experience, just an experience.
When someone truly cares about you, they make an effort, not an excuse.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
And what does reward virtue? You think the communist commissar rewards virtue? You think a Hitler rewards virtue? You think, excuse me, if you'll pardon me, American presidents reward virtue? Do they choose their appointees on the basis of the virtue of the people appointed or on the basis of their political clout?
It seems to me that the years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.
You can have results or excuses. Not both.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Excuse me, I said. I thought you were a trout stream. I'm not, she said.
Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex.
Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.
Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in.
Live with no excuses and love with no regrets.
I demand from you deeds of mercy which are to arise out of love for me.
You are to show mercy to your neighbors always and everywhere. You must not shrink from this or try to excuse yourself from it.
The camera is an excuse to be someplace you otherwise don't belong.
It gives me both a point of connection and a point of separation.
You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too." Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?
If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse
Excuse me? I'm alive too.
Take off your coat." "Excuse me?" "Take it off." "No." "I want it off." "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]
I just use fashion as an excuse to talk about politics.
Because I'm a fashion designer, it gives me a voice, which is really good.
Your excuses are just the lies your fears have sold you.
Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
I could not think of being unkind, even to a mortal enemy.
It would hurt me. I see so much unkindness in the world, and there is no excuse for me to add to it.
I lost my faith in God when I lost my daughter to Cancer, the beast.
I begged, I cried, I offered my life for hers, and day by day, I watched that beautiful little Angel slip off. So, excuse me for not taking my seat next to you on Sunday in Church, I feel too cheated to worship.
If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not you'll find an excuse.
Perhaps fishing is, for me, only an excuse to be near rivers.
We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?
My mother always taught me to be strong and to never be a victim.
Never make excuses. Never expect anyone else to provide for me things I know I can provide for myself.
I attribute my success to this I never gave or took any excuse.
I said excuse me you're a hell of a guy, I mean my my my my you're like pelican fly!
There are new words now that excuse everybody.
Give me the good old days of heroes and villains, the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Excuses don't construct monuments. Action does.
The truth is that this universe is gassy and unpredictable.
It still has not said excuse me for The Big Bang. Sometimes we expect too much instead of practicing enough or receiving in us just the right answer. You, the Staggering Answer
I find that when I think I am asking God to forgive me I am often in reality.
. . asking Him not to forgive me but to excuse me.
I would not that death should take me asleep.
I would not have him merely seize me, and only declare me to be dead, but win me, and overcome me. When I must shipwreck, I would do it in a sea, where mine impotency might have some excuse; not in a sullen weedy lake, where I could not have so much as exercise for my swimming.
Make it happen now, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is a loser's excuse.
I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up.
So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.
Sexy as she wanna be and she dancing next so close to me.
I said please excuse, you steppin on expensive shoes.
Meditate?” I took my head out from under the pillow, shook dark hair back from my face, and rolled over on my side to look at him. “Excuse me, but the closest I ever got to having a spiritual awakening was dating a yoga instructor. Once.
Excuse me if I have/some place in my mind/where I go time to time.
To all the kids who looked up to me, I’m truly sorry for letting you down, but I hope it’s helped you learn that one bad decision can turn your dream into a nightmare. There is no excuse for domestic violence, and I apologize for the horrible mistake I made.