53 Foreplay Quotes

Following is our list of the most famous foreplay quotations and slogans. We've compiled this selection of inspirational foreplay quotes. Hopefully, these foreplay quotes will keep you motivated not only during hard times but to expand your foreplay knowledge!

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Famous Foreplay Quotes

I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!' — Phil McGraw

Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken. — Simone de Beauvoir

By degrees the kissing so that it can be tasty — Greek Proverbs

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. — Isabel Allende

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work. — Karl Kraus

The most erotic zone is the imagination. - Vivienne Westwood

The most erotic zone is the imagination. — Vivienne Westwood

Sex is an emotion in motion. - Mae West

Sex is an emotion in motion. — Mae West

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. — P. J. O'Rourke

It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery. - Elizabeth Proctor

It needs a cold wife to prompt lechery. — Elizabeth Proctor

Sex should be a perfect balance of pain and pleasure. Without that symmetry, sex becomes a routine rather than an indulgence. — Marquis De Sade

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. — Marilyn Monroe

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen

Romance isn't in my repertoire, Eva. But a thousand ways to make you come are. Let me show you. — Sylvia Day

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. — Dave Attell

Proper preparation prevents poor performance. — Charlie Batch

Short Foreplay Quotes

  • Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we'll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay. — Jess C Scott
  • My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle
  • Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time. — Joan Rivers
  • Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay. — Dov Davidoff
  • Cooking can be like foreplay. — Isabel Allende
  • Don't stint on foreplay - or afterplay. Be inventive! — Ruth Westheimer
  • In Downton Abbey, foreplay is basically hanging your clothes up properly — Allen Leech
  • Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay? — Kim Harrison
  • With torture ,as with making love, foreplay is the all important factor — Jeffrey Archer

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Read quotes by Simone de Beauvoir

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Read quotes by Greek Proverbs

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More Foreplay Quotes

Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend. — Lyor Cohen

Between the ages of fourteen and twenty-four, foreplay changes from being something that boys want to do and girls don't, to something that women want and men can't be bothered with. ... The perfect match, if you ask me, is between the Cosmo woman and the fourteen-year old boy. — Nick Hornby

People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger. — Julia Roberts

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier. — Tommy Chong

The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone. The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part. Kiss the hip bone with your lips. — Karen McDougal

I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control. — Melissa Satta

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber. — Dennis Miller

I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too much of an intimacy between us, but actually the real thing is, if there's a proper intimacy between you... I find it really compelling and exciting - it's quite good foreplay. — Rankin

I am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner." He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it. — Jennifer Armintrout

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve. — Julia Roberts

We like foreplay with God, but we make sure we have our spiritual contraceptives on! Cause we don't want to conceive nothing. — Eddie Long

When I finish writing a rap verse. It's a lot like sex: You start off slow with ideas, like foreplay, and then you put your all into it. When you end it with the perfect thought, it's like that perfect last stroke. — Drake

Five minutes later, we were rolling around on the helipad as he tried to muscle his way out of my armlock, after slamming me onto the helipad. “I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction,” Saiman said, his voice dry. I looked up. He was standing a few feet away. “Do enlighten us.” Curran tried to roll into me to break the lock. Oh no you don’t. “You both think violence is foreplay. — Ilona Andrews

Tatiana: "Why did we spend two days fighting when we could have been doing this?" Alexander: "That wasn't fighting, Tatiana. That was foreplay. — Paullina Simons

Withholding things in a story is no good if you aren't building to something substantial. It becomes foreplay without the main event, and no one wants that. — J. J. Abrams

Touching clothes is just shopping foreplay, but it's changing. After all, you don't need to try a Mercedes to know that you'd like one. — Natalie Massenet

I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry. "You both think violence is foreplay. — Ilona Andrews

I looked back and forth at them in amazement. I didn't know if I was witnessing a fight or foreplay. I wasn't thrilled about either option. — Richelle Mead

Raynor slapped her so hard her teeth rattled and eyes stung, but she refused to react except to say saucily, "You must have heard how I like foreplay." "I hope you like it a lot, because with your mouth, you'll be getting it nonstop." "Goody," she said dryly. "Because I so love a man who needs to prove his masculinity by beating on women. Do you hit children and kick cats, too? — Larissa Ione

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