I'm very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: only today I happen to have a headache.
— Lewis Carroll

My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman headache quote

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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk.
— Samuel Butler

Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.
— Simon Hoggart

I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.
— headache quotation by Jonathan Taylor Thomas