100 Headache Quotes

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Famous Headache Quotes

You can’t get a headache from abundance. — Polish Proverbs

I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches. — Jonathan Taylor Thomas

I'm very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: only today I happen to have a headache. — Lewis Carroll

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine II

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. — Catherine II

And I sit here without identity: faceless. My head aches. — Sylvia Plath

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights. — April Winchell

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams

I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time. — Lisa Marie Presley

A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Dorothy Parker

A hangover is the wrath of grapes. — Dorothy Parker

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. — Ellen DeGeneres

Love is a universal migraine. A bright stain on the vision, Blotting out reason. — Robert Graves

If I apply a magnetic pulse on salt water - that's your brains by the way - it'll generate electric currents, and the electric current in the brain can erase a migraine headache. — Robert Fischell

If I apply a magnetic pulse on salt water - that's your brains by the way - it'll generate electric currents, and the electric current in the brain can erase a migraine headache. — Robert Fischell on Faraday’s Law

You get a concussion. It could take 30, 40 days until that starts to come to life where you're in agony. Ask any doctor. — David Gest

Unemployment is like a headache or a high temperature - unpleasant and exhausting but not carrying in itself any explanation of its cause. — William Beveridge

Short Headache Quotes

  • Let the desert wind cool your aching head. Let the weight of the world - drift away instead — Beck
  • Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache. — Tertullian
  • When you go to bed with a clear head, you will not get up with a headache — Greek Proverbs
  • Good parenting give headaches but bad parenting gives heartaches. — Shiv Khera
  • Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache. — Philip Wylie
  • My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! — Henny Youngman
  • If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler
  • I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women. — Cary Elwes
  • If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache. — John F. Kennedy
  • Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life. — Joan Lunden

Headache Image Quotes

Headache quote Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.
Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.

Migraine Quotes

Mental tensions, frustrations, insecurity, aimlessness are among the most damaging stressors, and psychosomatic studies have shown how often they cause migraine headache, peptic ulcers, heart attacks, hypertension, mental disease, suicide, or just hopeless unhappiness. — Hans Selye

There's always another story. There's more than meets the eye. — W. H. Auden

And I have learned now to live with it, learned when to expect it, how to outwit it, even how to regard it, when it does come, as more friend than lodger. We have reached a certain understanding, my migraine and I. — Joan Didion

That no one dies of migraine seems, to someone deep into an attack, an ambiguous blessing. — Joan Didion

After I saw the first thing I ever did, I got a migraine. — Claire Forlani

Every once in a while when I get a migraine, I like to think, "Who hates me today?" — Heidi Julavits

My daughter is a real migraine sufferer; the minute she has a handful of Haribo sweets, she gets a headache. Theres a connection between what the liver cant break down with what goes on to trigger a headache. You just have to be aware. — Sheherazade Goldsmith

I never had migraines. Never had migraines. — David Gest

If migraine patients have a common and legitimate second complaint besides their migraines, it is that they have not been listened to by physicians. Looked at, investigated, drugged, charged, but not listened to. — Oliver Sacks

So what’s on the agenda for tonight? (Danger) Migraine, futility, possible death. Same as every night, I guess. (Alexion) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Toothache Quotes

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash

I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech. — John Colton

If only this toothache would go away, I could write another chapter on the problem of pain. — C. S. Lewis

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. — George Bernard Shaw

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. — Bill Vaughan

A man's free will cannot cure him even of the toothache, or a sore finger; and yet he madly thinks it is in its power to cure his soul. — Augustus Toplady

Music helps not the toothache. — George Herbert

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. — George Bernard Shaw

Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession. — Benjamin Franklin

Back Pain Quotes

Your life is nothing more than a love story. Between you and God. Nothing more. Every person, every experience, every gift, every loss, every pain is sent to your path for one reason and one reason only: to bring you back to Him. — Yasmin Mogahed

Leaders must be tough enough to fight, tender enough to cry, human enough to make mistakes, humble enough to admit them, strong enough to absorb the pain, and resilient enough to bounce back and keep on moving. — Jesse Jackson

When you turn your back on the voices of those who are in pain and who are angry, you breed hate. Love is the way out, not hate. — Lex Fridman

Muscle imbalances caused by hours of sitting in chairs have also been hypothesized to contribute to one of the most common health problems on the planet: lower back pain. Depending on where you live and what you do, your chances of getting lower back pain are between 60 and 90 percent. — Daniel Lieberman

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. - Fuzzy Zoeller

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. — Fuzzy Zoeller

Mama tied a blindfold over my eyes. The next thing I felt my flesh was being cut away. I heard the blade sawing back and forth through my skin. The pain between my legs was so intense I wished I would die. — Waris Dirie

The Alexander Technique works... I recommend it enthusiastically to anyone who has neck pains or back pain. — Roald Dahl

Any discussion of how pain and suffering fit into God's scheme ultimately leads back to the cross. — Philip Yancey

I loved the pain, and the pain loved me back. — Rich Roll

You're gonna have to go through hell, worse than any nightmare you've ever dreamed. But when it's over, I know you'll be the one standing. You know what you have to do. DO IT! — Tony Burton

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More Headache Quotes

A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house! — Henny Youngman

The most important thing in your life is your health and your body. You can have all the education and you can have millions of dollars in the bank, but if you've got headaches every day, if you're fat and you are out of shape - what good is your money? Your health account and your bank account, build them both up! — Jack LaLanne

When men lose against me, they always have a headache ... or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely healthy man! — Susan Polgar

What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whit- man, for I walked down the sidestreets under the trees with a headache self-conscious looking at the full moon. In my hungry fatigue, and shopping for images, I went into the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations! — Allen Ginsberg

Never forget that there are only two philosophies to rule your life: the one of the cross, which starts with the fast and ends with the feast. The other of Satan, which starts with the feast and ends with the headache. — Fulton J. Sheen

Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them much too strong. But to a cigar connoisseur, a longtime smoker, if you have a well-made, well-aged one, there is nothing like a Cuban cigar. Getting them is the ultimate mission; any cigar lover would do anything — Marvin Shanken

What if overbreathing wasn’t the result of hypertension and headaches but the cause? Buteyko wondered. — James Nestor

Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life. — Joan Lunden

If you want to resolve a dispute or come out from conflict, the very first thing is to speak the truth. If you have a headache and tell the doctor you have a stomachache, how can the doctor help? You must speak the truth. The truth will abolish fear. — Ziauddin Yousafzai

Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee. — J.R. Ward

You read the pragmatists and all you know is: not Descartes, not Kant, not Plato. It's like aspirin. You can't use aspirin to give yourself power, you take it to get rid of headaches. In that way, pragmatism is a philosophical therapy. It helps you stop asking the unhelpful questions. — Richard Rorty

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin. — Fiorello H. La Guardia

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Rearing a family is probably the most difficult job in the world. It resembles two business firms merging their respective resources to make a single product. All the potential headaches of that operation are present when an adult male and an adult female join to steer a child from infancy to adulthood. — Virginia Satir

I realize now that people are not thinking about you and me or caring what is said about us. They are thinking about themselves-before breakfast, after breakfast, and right on until ten minutes past midnight. They would be a thousand times more concerned about a slight headache of their own than they would about the news of your death or mine. — Dale Carnegie

A sore arm is like a headache or a toothache. It can make you feel bad, but if you just forget about it and do what you have to do, it will go away. If you really like to pitch and you want to pitch, that's what you'll do. — Warren Spahn

When the woman is attractive, is it an interesting picture, or is it the woman? I had a lot of headaches with that, which was why it was interesting. I don't think I always got it straight. — Garry Winogrand

When I'm singing at the piano and I'm having a really nice fun day singing, if I have a headache, the headache will immediately dissipate just the notes going through my head. — Gino Vannelli

I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either. — Lars Frederiksen

The moment you realize that the person you cared for has nothing intellectually or spiritually to offer you, but a headache. — Shannon Alder

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work - work the like of which I do not know. — Harry Stack Sullivan

There is one topic peremptorily forbidden to all well-bred, to all rational mortals, namely, their distempers. If you have not slept, or if you have slept, or if you have headache, or sciatica, or leprosy, or thunder-stroke, I beseech you, by all angels, to hold your peace, and not pollute the morning. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had a toothache during the first game. In the second game I had a headache. In the third game it was an attack of rheumatism. In the fourth game, I wasn't feeling well. And in the fifth game? Well, must one have to win every game? — Siegbert Tarrasch

Normally seven minutes of another person's company was enough to give her a headache so she set things up to live as a recluse. She was perfectly content as long as people left her in peace. Unfortunately society was not very smart or understanding. — Steig Larsson

Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches. — Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

When I'm at home, I don't discuss business. I don't talk business. I don't answer the phone. It's just me, my wife, my children, my dogs. That's my world. We go out, take a ride in one of the low riders or something. Totally different person than when I'm working. But the work comes to some headaches. — DMX

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