When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it. ā Adriana Lima
I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly. ā Fiorello H. La Guardia
Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. ā Jay Leno
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. ā Dick Van Dyke
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. ā Madonna Ciccone
I could go for a sandwich, but Iām not gonna open two jars. ā Brian Regan
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. ā Bobby Flay
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. ā Lady Gaga
There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly. ā Nellie Melba
ā"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly." "really?" said Sarge. "what flavor? ā John Connolly
Peanut Butter And Jelly Quotes
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ā Billy Joel
I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here. ā Ronnie Van Zant
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. ā Janet Evanovich
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. ā Julia Roberts
Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast. ā Anna D. Shapiro
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. ā Janet Evanovich
I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked. ā Channing Tatum
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. ā Barbara Johnson
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. ā Jozy Altidore
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. ā Lisa Rinna
Jellyfish Quotes
When you move like a jellyfish, rhythm is nothing. You go with the flow. You don't stop. ā Jack Johnson
Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish. ā Charlie Chaplin
What we see before us is just one tiny part of the world. We get in the habit of thinking, this is the world, but that's not true at all. The real world is a much darker and deeper place than this, and much of it is occupied by jellyfish and things. ā Haruki Murakami
I think lifes a bit of what you make it and a little smidgen of you being the jellyfish, and the tides just gently helping you along. ā Andrew Buchan
Trying to make order out of my life was like trying to pick up a jellyfish. ā Gene Tierney
I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent. ā Jimmy Buffett
We are all jellyfish, too pitiful and too afraid of being disliked to be honest. ā May Sarton
How remarkable we are in our ability to hide things from ourselves - our conscious minds only a small portion of our actual minds, jellyfish floating on a vast dark sea of knowing and deciding. ā Andrew Sean Greer
I've never been hurt by a sea creature, except for jellyfish and sea urchins. ā Peter Benchley
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. ā Karl Pilkington
It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall. ā Boris Johnson
This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over like a jelly fish. I kinda like it. ā Freddie Mercury
Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. ā D. H. Lawrence
It was magic, I felt the bond between us.
She was a jelly to my peanuts, Mars to Venus,
The Earth to my sun, moon and stars,
We added up mathematically...
It's like I had a bad habit, B! ā Ghostface Killah
Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal. ā Robert Irvine
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly. But then he will enthusiastically drink the dog's water and play in the toilet. Truly, he is his mother's greatest challenge...; and her most inexpressible joy. ā James Dobson
The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear, With cinnamon in 'em, and all things rare! And the more we ate was the more to spare, Out to old Aunt Mary's! Ah! ā James Whitcomb Riley
I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style, Chicago style, New Orleans style hell, they're all Jelly Roll style. ā Jelly Roll Morton
Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space. It can contemplate the meaning of infinity and it can contemplate itself contemplating on the meaning of infinity. ā Vilayanur Ramachandran on the human brain
Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space. It can contemplate the meaning of infinity and it can contemplate itself contemplating on the meaning of infinity. ā Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home. ā Dick Gregory
I would stand transfixed before the windows of the confectioners' shops, fascinated by the luminous sparkle of candied fruits, the cloudy lustre of jellies, the kaleidoscope inflorescence of acidulated fruit drops - red, green, orange, violet: I coveted the colours themselves as much as the pleasure they promised me. ā Simone de Beauvoir
We're supposed to believe that oil had nothing to do with it, that if Iraq were exporting pickles or jelly and the center of world oil production were in the South Pacific that the United States would've liberated them anyway. It has nothing to do with the oil, what a crass idea. Anyone with their head screwed on knows that that can't be true. ā Noam Chomsky
I would have been dead if it weren't for that great gift to civilization from the Chemistry Department of Harvard, which was napalm, or sticky jellied gasoline. ā Kurt Vonnegut
I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts. ā Gene Simmons
Once upon a time we were all born,
popped out like jelly rolls
forgetting our fishdom,
the pleasuring seas,
the country of comfort,
spanked into the oxygens of death. ā Anne Sexton
I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly around real good. When we found out Joe could cut off the crusts, well, that's when we knew we had something special. ā Nick Jonas
We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St. Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly. ā Dave Barry
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd love for our leaders to adopt sensible policies that would reduce the tail risks so that I could sell our gold, one nice thing about gold is that it doesn't even have quarterly conference calls. ā David Einhorn
It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied. ā Lewis Carroll
Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools. ā Cecelia Ahern
There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly beans, but for now the fact that things are going well for you just means that you are in a position to alleviate someone else's suffering for a while. ā Jon Richardson
I would love to meet J.K. Rowling and tell her how much I admire her writing and am amazed by her imagination. I read every 'Harry Potter' book as it came out and looked forward to each new one. I am rereading them now with my kids and enjoying them every bit as much. She made me look at jelly beans in a whole new way. ā Sheryl Sandberg
I grew up in the 90s, so Ive definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens. ā Devin Kelley
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. ā Bob Dylan
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