86 Karaoke Quotes

Following is our list of karaoke quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about bar karaoke.

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Famous Karaoke Quotes

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. — Tom Dreesen

Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine. — Robin Gibb

You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke. — Sebastian Stan

With technology now, you can go in and sing a song, and for $100,000, you will sound flawless. — Vince Neil

Don't sing it, bring it. — Scott Hall

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. — Josh Groban

I don't use backing tapes when I am singing and dancing on stage. I can do cartwheels and sing. — Beyonce Knowles

Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted with the idiom of country or rock music, it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar. Bars are a rehearsal place. — Garth Hudson

The only thing better than singing is more singing. - Ella Fitzgerald

The only thing better than singing is more singing. — Ella Fitzgerald

Even if you can't sing well, sing. Sing to yourself. Sing in the privacy of your home. But sing. — Nachman of Breslov

Those who wish to sing always find a song. — Swedish Proverbs

A song without music is a lot like H2 without the O. — Ira Gershwin

So I got interested in singing and I have always used my voice. Not professionally as much, but around the living room, the campfire, that kind of thing. — Gregory Harrison

Singing is a form of admitting that I'm alive. — Alfredo Kraus

Baby you're a firework, come on, let your colors burst!! - Katy Perry

Baby you're a firework, come on, let your colors burst!! — Katy Perry

Short Karaoke Quotes

  • I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly. — Evan Rachel Wood
  • I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing! — Carrie Underwood
  • I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke. — Steven Wright
  • Karaoke is the great equalizer. — Aisha Tyler
  • Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something. — Sharleen Spiteri
  • I love karaoke. I love maudlin country ballads. In another life I'd be Loretta Lynn. — Sam Taylor-Wood
  • I only sing in my church choir. Except the other night, I stole the show at karaoke night. — Taylor Swift
  • My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap. — Nick Faldo
  • I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny. — Rachael Yamagata
  • I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls. — Pablo Francisco

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Singing Karaoke Quotes

Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating and talking and losing track of time, and, once in a while, singing karaoke. It reminds me of the family meals we had in Russia, which always lasted a very long time. That's a tradition I miss. — Maria Sharapova

We all love to sing along with our favorite songs. We sing in the car, in the shower, and at the karaoke bar. The problem is that half the time we don't know what we're singing. We're making up lyrics as we go along and hoping no one will notice. — Shawn Amos

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling

When you go to karaoke with a professional singer and they really start singing, there's no bigger buzzkill than that. — Megan Hilty

There are definitely times where I am listening to the radio, and I think, 'That would be awesome. I would love to sing that.' It's this weird karaoke fantasy that I might someday get to live out on the big screen. — Skylar Astin

I just sing the songs that people don't expect you to sing, because I just love having fun at karaoke and I'm always a bit nervous to sing something serious. — Samantha Barks

I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares? — Hoda Kotb

It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt

I am a typical teen who likes to shop, sing karaoke, spend time with family and friends, answer my www.myspace.com e-mails — Paula DeAnda

I do, too, most recently while I was singing karaoke in some weird bar. — Radha Mitchell

Bar Karaoke Quotes

I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money. — Jeremy Renner

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified — Stewart Francis

The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet. — Young-ha Kim

I was in a karaoke video in 1991, for a song called 'Sukiyaki,' which is a very famous Japanese song, and I've actually heard from people that they've been in bars in Asia where they've seen me come up in the 'Sukiyaki' video that they play behind you. I'm in that. I'm in a karaoke video. — Michael Weatherly

Asia is the continent rhythm forgot. At best Asian music is off-brand American pop, like Sonny Bono in a karaoke bar. At worst Asian music sounds as if a truck full of wind chimes collided with a stack of empty oil drums during a birdcall contest. — P. J. O'Rourke

I just really want to be able to walk into a karaoke bar when I'm like 50 years old, do my own song, and then walk out. I think that would be really fun. — Cassie Ramone

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More Karaoke Quotes

I think I first realized I wanted to be in country music and be an artist when I was 10. And I started dragging my parents to festivals, and fairs, and karaoke contests, and I did that for about a year before I came to Nashville for the first time. I was 11 and I had this demo CD of me singing Dixie Chicks and Leanne Rimes songs. — Taylor Swift

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before. — Jared Leto

I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It depends on the mood, but we do go karaoke, my friends and I in Los Angeles, and it's a lot of fun. — Kristen Bell

I was about 11 when my mother brought me this karaoke machine and I was really into it back then, but about 4 or 5 years ago is when I started printing up my own music, going to the studio and doing my own thing. — Obie Trice

I'm scared of karaoke. I think if I did have a go to karaoke song, it would be 'Whatta Man' by Salt-n-Pepa. — Yvonne Strahovski

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke. — David Letterman

If our show [Carpool Karaoke] shines, then I shine. I don't ever want to come out and make anything about me. I want to make it about them, make them the best that they can be. And the whole thing is a collaboration, those carpools. — James Corden

I don't like karaoke because the mics are always so worn out. The quality of the mics is such that you're always going (screaming) "Yeah, yeah!" and then you can't like it. It's like sometimes I'm too professional to get up and do it. — Rebel Wilson

Stevie Wonder doing [carpool karaoke] it was a massive turning point because he's Stevie Wonder. Like, there's no one else in the world who can go, I don't really want to do it. And you go oh, so it's good enough for Stevie Wonder but it's not good enough for you? — James Corden

There's just been a couple of moments where - we did the one [ Carpool Karaoke] with Justin Bieber, which kind of went crazy and I think is at, like 65 million views on YouTube . — James Corden

Jung Min is SS501's Hitler. When we lived together, we played video games. But we can't turn the sound loud. Not even by one click. Jung Min says we can't have it loud, so we're like “Ok, fine. He's our member, so let's be understanding and turn it down.” We turn it off, but he goes to his room and does karaoke! — Kim Kyu-jong

Louis Armstrong's 'What a Wonderful World' is my ultimate karaoke song. It is a wonderful world. People forget we only have a certain amount of time, and it can all end at any moment. Armstrong and Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' are the ultimate one-two punch. — Dhani Jones

I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner. — Serena Williams

Everyone's a singer now, thanks to karaoke, for better and for much worse. But the live band is now becoming ancient history in Thailand, Cambodia, and Burma. — Alan Bishop

I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me! — Johnny Depp

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. — Chelsea Peretti

I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is. — Will Ferrell

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